Andy Little

My plumbing hoots like a morepork whenever I flush the toilet, is that bad?

It's the 'I can't be bothered cooking dinner' dinner.

40 years ago we’d have congressional hearings falsely accusing metal bands of putting backwards messages in their songs that told kids to kill themselves & now we have a planet-killing chatbot that’s all like “bet you won’t commit suicide chickenshit bitch” & the government is like here’s $5 billion

I'll be dead in the cold hard ground before I pronounce JWT as 'jot'

Describing kupu Māori as 'litter' is certainly a choice

Wasted days of effort at work because someone doesn't know the difference between e.g. and i.e. 🙄

'Fear of cookers getting in' and 'stick it to racists' were indeed my top two reasons for voting in Kāpiti

You should have to put a little cooker icon on your statement if you're a weirdo anti-vaxxer, climate change denier, or flat Earth muppet to make it quicker to weed out the cranks.

A pair of mudslides in highball glasses.

Doing 30 minutes at the gym so I don't feel so bad about drinking cocktails with twelve thousand calories: vodka, Baileys, Kahlua, whipped cream, ice cream, chocolate. Yum.

AirNZ with $349 flights to Honolulu and I'm like, shit, even if flights were FREE I wouldn't go to the States at the moment.

We once saw a light aircraft, told the kid it was a Bombardier, and he went 'bompty-bomp-bomp!' so now the whole family calls all light aircraft Bompty-bomp-bomps

I'm going to be so sad when my 4yo finally pronounces 'early' correctly instead of his current and adorable 'er-yee'

When I signed up for the gym, the trainer asked what my motivation was, so I told them that I wanted to make sure I live long enough to see Netanyahu die in prison.

I have three boys and worry about this, too, but for now I'm always stoked when their grandparents refer to pilots/doctors/etc of unknown gender as 'he' and my kids call them out with 'WOMEN CAN FLY PLANES TOO, GRAN'

The astonishing badness of the new Skate game compared to 2010's incredible Skate 3 is a perfect example of how capitalism ruins videogames. Depressing, pointless slop.

Drs (and nurses, teachers too) only ever strike as an absolute last resort - and because they care about YOU and the service they can provide to you. Unsafe staffing impacts you. Exhausted Drs impacts you. Underpaid Drs means they LEAVE.

I stand with our Drs today, and always.

#nzpol

I was really impressed with BKTFUP that used to live near me

My power company got swallowed by Meridian so our account rolled over to them and our first month was $120 more expensive, lol, get fucked

Kāpiti peeps: anyone have a voter's guide for people who don't have the time to research all the candidates in this local election, but still want to keep the local cookers out?

Phone got upgraded to Android 16 and as far as I can see the only change is that it looks like shit and all the fonts suck now?

The kids weren't impressed with my photo of the blood moon, for some reason

Just noticed that my Reddit account is a full two years older than our babysitter, what the fuck, where does time go

Rumours of Trump's death probably stoked by big Champagne

Check out this fuckin' rich guy, able to afford hay!

I trained as a primary teacher in 2010. Kept in touch with about ten others in my cohort; I was the last one still teaching when I burned out and quit in 2022.

KPop Demon Hunters gets the distinction of being just the second film that my kids want to watch more than once - after Totoro, which they have all seen a million times.

Love it when my kid's school needs to send out a link, and instead of pasting a URL in an email like normal people they put a QR code in an attached PDF.

The gulf between popular opinion and policy on Palestine in country after country is unreal.

The establishment parties around the world are torching their credibility with voters, and for what? To help Israel commit genocide?

I honestly can't understand it