Nick Walker

I wouldn't think about the spelling of their name at the same time as visualising them, or probably at all really unless I'm writing it

And a big name has to go in the first three eliminations or else viewers will think the series is all low-rent

Cannot say I think this way, but maybe similarly if someone is verbally introduced with a name like Mark/Marc, Lewis/Louis, I've decided in my head what one they might be.

I'll put my foot through the TV if Conkers wins this

None pizza left beef

Roses are red
Stem held between teeth
I ordered us takeout but it's

Katy Hill hosting Top of the Pops

It's her!

Tfw you’re on TOTP2 at 7 and need to pick up some groceries first

Unexpected item in your baggage area

The screen of the Aldi self-checkout showing a 3D animated woman who has blonde highlights using a self checkout

The Aldi self-service checkout demonstration woman and her early-2000s hairstyle.

YouTube video by Vacbear58 Three Salons At The Seaside

Feels like TV companies have forgotten about, or simply don't care about, making "slice of life" documentaries. Feels like we need them more than ever now, to understand why everyone is so fucking mad these days. www.youtube.com/watch?v=aUIr...

It seems like part of the problem is so much of the money in documentaries is going towards familiar stories (true crime; biographies; big archive delves) while just literally documenting something/someplace interesting without knowing all the outcomes is seen as a risk.

The couple Nigora and Duncan Bannatyne pictured smiling

Happy Bannatynes.

Oh search is just awful on everything now, I'm not even surprised.

Some TILLGÅNG news. IKEA has now added a "please note" to the product page as the reviews from melt customers still haven't stopped.

You'll have to seek counsel from someone who has tried both sauces

Heinz’s Struggle to Convince Australia That Ketchup Is Awesome Australians grew up with tomato sauce. Heinz wants to sell them (nearly identical) ketchup.

They favour 'tomato sauce', which is not quite the same www.atlasobscura.com/articles/hei...

Alfie Moon says (referring to a heavy suitcase) "It's full of biscuits and ketchup for Spencer"

Alfie Moon continues "Bit of a taste from home, you know?"

(Learnt this from Alfie Moon in EastEnders heading to the airport with a suitcase of home comforts, including ketchup, to his brother Spencer in Australia, which made me think, "Weird - do they not have ketchup?")

Didn't know until today that Australians don't really go for tomato ketchup.

Also has a shopping mall with a canal running through it.

Top 3 Eurocity!

INEOS Rhubarb and Tonka hospital-grade antibacterial sanitiser

Maybe Jim Ratcliffe has been getting high on his own supply.

Calling a drama "propulsive", but thinking it means that it made me want to vomit.

Toby Jones is cancelled!

His voicemail message just says "Yes, I'll do it"

The strategy decks will continue until morale* improves.

*Man Utd

COUNTDOWN LIVE!! Past winners. People just having a go in David vs Goliath battles. Celebrity challengers. Colin will be in ecstasy.

A delay repay that I put in yesterday at 9am has just been paid.

I think following the success of Millionaire Hot Seat, Channel 4 should do a prime-time winner stays on (as in winner of each round) version of Countdown. They can have that idea for free.

A photo of a TV showing Sky Sports News, with an aston, a rolling ticker and a graphic letting you know Thomas Frank and his lovely hair have been sacked

Has Thomas Frank been sacked? Remains unclear

Ha! The ol switcheroo