@lanternaw.bsky.social
Audio Drama writers and producers. Two literary misfits telling stories and causing mischief. Account run by Linda, a sentient thundercloud. www.lanternaudioworks.com
Happy Pride, ya'll.
03.06.2025 21:36 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0We can confirm this. It works really well for him, but sometimes he looks like a lunatic talking into his hand.
09.05.2025 18:59 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0We've been telling him to get this looked at for YEARS.
03.05.2025 17:08 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Or sick/disabled people.
02.05.2025 23:54 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0And Medicaid only exists because private insurance doesn't want to cover sick/disabled people.
02.05.2025 23:53 — 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0We had a meeting a few days ago about our upcoming audiodramas. Not allowed to spill the beans just yet, but folks, there's gonna be NEWS.
02.05.2025 17:43 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0GNU Terry Pratchett
28.04.2025 17:08 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Our co-founder NJ put out a new journal entry!
Want to learn about the lives of audio drama producers?
Check it out!
lanternaudioworks.com
Looks like a first draft Hot Wheels that never made it to production.
Goofy as fuck.
What makes art matter is love.
Machines are incapable of love.
Just stopped by to show off some pretty rocks.
But all the penguins are pissed off.
He's doing sound design. Please keep us in your thoughts during this trying time.
03.04.2025 16:27 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0NJ's latest Journal is up for free on the main page of our website now! He's trying a shorter format this time! If you want to know about life in our world and making audio dramas, check it out!
lanternaudioworks.com
You posted this a week late and blocked responses, only allowing reposts(which weigh heavier to the algorithm). It's almost as though you don't care about our happiness or listening to your followers and are only worried about your own engagement numbers.
Hmm...
How many of us have discussed CLASSIFIED GOVERNMENT INFORMATION on a NON-SECURED MESSAGING APP and INCLUDED A WELL-KNOWN REPORTER in the chats?
Yeah, totes relatable.
You fucking shills.
Hold them accountable or we'll hold you accountable.
These are the rules now. You don't get a choice.
No one's going to believe you, Matt. 😂
26.03.2025 20:44 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0We'd like to announce a new member of the Lantern Audio Works team:
Sven, from {place} who makes {insert music genre}!
He's definitely not three Armadillos and a Porcupine in an overcoat.
He'll be helping us with {duties} in the studio to make our shows even better!
Sven appreciates your consideration.
23.03.2025 21:48 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Hello. We are Sven. We are a local musician from {insert location here} and would like to be considered for {insert regional music program}.
We hope you include us, named Sven. Definitely a solo musician and not three armadillos and a porcupine in an overcoat from other place.
Not pictured in our PFP:
The sentient thundercloud who runs this account(me, Linda).
Lantern Audio Works stands with every writer and artist who has had their work taken and used without compensation(stolen) to train soulless, environmentally disastrous threat to everything we believe in and stand for.
Fuck GenAI. Fuck the people who make it, and fuck the people who use it.
Did ya'll know:
Our co-founder NJ publishes an audio journal documenting his week and the process of audio drama production every Monday for free on our website.
Want an inside look at the life of a creator? Check it out!
lanternaudioworks.com
We don't get to Indy very often. Do they sell merch online?
17.03.2025 17:18 — 👍 11 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The latest installment of NJ's Journal is live now on our website! Want an insight into his life and the process of creating and recording audio dramas? check it out!
lanternaudioworks.com
Two years ago today I was in Chicago sitting in an ICU with my wife as she fought for her life after a massive stroke and brain surgery.
This morning, she hollered upstairs to ask if I want tea, and we're planning a cross country road trip.
So proud of you, @celosiacrane123.bsky.social
Oh look! Our other boss is here!
15.03.2025 02:41 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Our co-founder NJ posts an audio journal documenting his life and our audiodrama creation/production process on the main page of our website every Sunday. If you want an inside look into the life of an audiodrama creator, check it out!
lanternaudioworks.com
You're pretty good at this social media thing, Steve. Have you considered trying to write a book?
11.03.2025 17:55 — 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0"The less talent they have, the more pride, vanity, and arrogance they have. All these fools, however, find other fools who applaud them."
~Erasmus of Rotterdam, 1509
Hey ya'll!
The latest installment of NJ's Journal just went up on our website! Want to get a peek into the day to day life of an audio drama producer? Check it out!
lanternaudioworks.com
