Stacy Fakename

a guillotine made from gingerbread, decorated with white icing snow and icicles

I am brimming with holiday spirit

Scientists now believe that the human brain--a magic goo for worrying--can also be used to do other things

Building muscle is mostly about diet. If you want to get big you have to eat other people at the gym

The image is of a comic. Panel one depicts Santa Claus. He says, "Have you been naughty or nice?" Panel two depicts a happy dog. He says, "I am ALWAYS a good boy." Santa responds "Very nice!" Panel three depicts Santa again. He says "...And you?" Panel four depicts an orange cat climbing a Christmas tree, turning his head to look back at Santa.

There are lots of other ways to address the very real harms that kids experience online:

✅ Strict privacy laws that make it illegal to harvest data and use it to recommend content

✅ Antitrust laws so we have real choices for where to go online

✅ Regulate features like autoplay & infinite scroll

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A black and white version of The Distracted Boyfriend meme, but the boyfriend is now Norman Bates, the object of his attention is Marion Crane and his girlfriend is his dear old crusty mum.

A happy 60th birthday to 'Psycho'.

Demonstration to greet THE LYING JUSTICE AMY CONEY BARRETT · Mobilize Amy Coney Barrett is coming to the Reagan Library to sell her book. Let's greet her with some signage and BOOING. September 9th at the corner of Olsen and Presidential Drive. Parking is ample across the street in the Woodranch Shopping Center. 4:30-6 p.m.

In L.A. tomorrow, protest Amy Coney Barrett who today joined in licensing ICE to stop brown and Spanish speaking people and demand their papers simply because of those attributes. https://www.mobilize.us/mobilize/event/837659/

Hard same! I hate to miss out on all the goulish goodness but I don't want to risk anyone's safety with my overly-aggressive startle response. Is there any place that provides the creepy atmosphere with a guarantee of no jumpscare fuckery?

Photo of Tom Lehrer

My last living musical hero is still my hero but unfortunately no longer living. RIP to the great, great Mr. Tom Lehrer.

water left in a glass overnight tastes bad because it gets haunted

Header text: "HEY YOU! YES YOU! TAKE THIS SHIT OUT OF LINKS!" This is followed by a couple example urls, with a red square highlighting the sections with source identifiers. The rest of the text is as follows: Source identifiers are used to track your activity on a site. Where you came from, what device you use, and even who you talk to. Whether it's written clearly in the url or tied to a random string of characters, it's assigned to your activity. When you send a link containing a source identifier to somebody and they click it, it signals to the website that you two are connected. And that data goes right back to the website operators, and thus their advertisers. Whenever you select "share" or "copy link" on a social app or website, it creates a link like this. If you give even the smallest shit about online privacy, it's important to remove them. Everything after the "?" symbol can be removed without issue, especially sections starting with "si=" or "utm_source="

I saw an infographic a couple years ago about how to remove source identifiers from links and why it's important, but I can't find it again and too many people I know are sending me links with them so here's an infographic straight from the oven

Sen. Alex Padilla was just removed from Kristi Noem's press conference in Los Angeles (video: Bill Melugin/Fox News)

🚨 ALERT 🚨

Huge mobilization of feds heading towards Camarillo - 15+ transport vehicles spotted.

Multiple sources confirmed, raids on farmworkers in Camarillo planned. Spread the word and stay safe

Please help us correct misinformation!

Our hotline is being incorrectly shared as "Canada's national suicide hotline open toll free for Americans".

We are not a general crisis hotline, we exist exclusively to support the trans community.

Find out more @ translifeline.org

Drawing: A sad lady in a group therapy setting. Text: I want to seize the means of production but I'm dummy thicc so the clap of my ass-cheeks keeps alerting the bourgeoisie.

YouTube video by melodysheep Children of Planet Earth: The Voyager Golden Record Remixed - Symphony of Science

Happy Earth Day!
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TOMORROW/SUNDAY: Come show your support for a hopeful swift re-opening of the historic Cinerama Dome Theater!

Asking people to start rolling in at 1 pm, as the group photo will be taken at 1:30 pm and the event will end around 1:40.
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1/ On April 5, there are nationwide protests happening literally everywhere in the US. Find more details here: handsoff2025.com

If you live in LA go to Union Station at 9AM to protest this criminal administration

Yikes, I hate this. My job is about to get *so much* harder.

SCHIFF
310-914-7300 LA
415-393-0707 SF
619-231-9712 SD
559-485-7430 FR

PADILLA
Fresno, CA 93721
(559) 497-5109
San Francisco, CA 94104
(415) 981-9369
Los Angeles
(310) 231-4494
Sacramento, CA 95814
(916) 448-2787
San Diego, CA 92101
(619) 239-3884

For folks in California who are trying to get hold of Senator Schiff and can't leave a number with his DC office because the voicemail is full, this number for his SF office (not listed on his website!) is working and I was able to leave a message.

Welcome! Excited to see y'all at Sketchfest!

You don't know anyone but natural born American citizens, full stop. And if you're white and border patrol or ICE starts asking questions, you ask to see their warrant. Don't you do nazi shit.

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David Lynch holding a megaphone. He says: "Okay, let's try that again, but this time good."

Mood, 2 weeks into 2025