Now sheβll never get into the Hall of Fame
10.02.2026 03:55 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0@brianfletcher.bsky.social
Racing aficionado, Tampa Bay sports sad boy, and long-suffering superhero movie fan. He/him
Now sheβll never get into the Hall of Fame
10.02.2026 03:55 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Feels like a Jones Soda that skipped a decade early in the timeline
09.02.2026 22:13 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Should've gone to Free Credit Report dot com
I could've seen this comin at me like an atom bomb
They monitor your credit and send you email alerts
So you don't end up selling fish to tourists in t-shirts
They say a man should always dress for the job he wants
So why am I dressed up like a pirate
in this restaurant?
It's all because some hacker stole my identity
Now I'm in here every evening serving chowder and iced tea
Oh no he crashed
09.02.2026 21:25 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0This feels like the final scene from Men In Black
09.02.2026 20:59 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I need 600 animal crackers
09.02.2026 20:54 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Iβm listening to the 2008 Bud Shootout from MRN Classic Races while Iβm working and they keep pronouncing βDavid Gillilandβ like itβs the name of a theme park
09.02.2026 20:52 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 1 π 1Post a banger not in English
09.02.2026 19:23 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 2Happy 25th anniversary to Kevin Harvick being announced to run 7 Winston Cup races in 2001.
09.02.2026 18:09 β π 7 π 0 π¬ 3 π 0underrated aspect of leaving conservatism is that you donβt have to lie to yourself about their pop culture being good
09.02.2026 17:11 β π 18 π 1 π¬ 2 π 0Donβt look up how old Kid Rock is
09.02.2026 13:45 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Daily Walkoff
Rays #528
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dailywalkoff.com
Congrats!
09.02.2026 03:26 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0no eres mis casa bonita
no eres mis esposa bonita
And what a beautiful game it was
09.02.2026 03:13 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Oh god I just thought about how upset Dave Portnoy must be right now and everything just got a little better.
09.02.2026 03:01 β π 277 π 32 π¬ 4 π 4We didnβt elect them two times either
09.02.2026 03:02 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I donβt know if the foghorn is a Seattle thing or a New England thing but I keep thinking the Lightning scored a goal
09.02.2026 02:52 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Reminded me of the infamous Indy fake punt formation
09.02.2026 02:50 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0βuhhhh i got nothing for you hereβ thanks cris
09.02.2026 02:48 β π 10 π 2 π¬ 1 π 0lol
09.02.2026 02:48 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Itβs asymmetrical??
09.02.2026 02:37 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0This type of sandwich would kill Scooby Doo
09.02.2026 02:26 β π 2 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0The de-aging in the Jurassic Park commercial isnβt great, but in thi that timeline, we donβt get the Chris Pratt movies, so itβs ultimately a win.
09.02.2026 02:13 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Freeeeeeeeebiiiiiiiiiird
09.02.2026 02:08 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Everyone on forklifts
09.02.2026 01:49 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0