End Jamokeness

An unsolicited Prick pick

MSG's replaying last night's game if anyone's interested

What are you waiting for Chicago Pope, this is like when they waived Gretzky's HOF waiting period

a group of people are sitting on a couch talking to each other in a living room . ALT: a group of people are sitting on a couch talking to each other in a living room .

Is Sabres spelled S-A-B-O-R-E-S

watching this team is like eating a microwave burrito

How did you get a screenshot of my mother in law's pc

My Bloody Valentine released an album more recently than the Sabres played in a playoff game

That time Elvis and Carl Perkins shoved Johnny into a locker

I got 99 problems but smegma ain’t one

Bored National Guard Goes Door To Door Asking If Chicagoans Have Any Order They Need Restored

Bored National Guard Goes Door To Door Asking If Chicagoans Have Any Order They Need Restored https://theonion.com/bored-national-guard-goes-door-to-door-asking-if-chicagoans-have-any-order-they-need-restored/

Hell yeah it is

Bill Belichick is going to go 2-15 as the Dolphins HC next year with one of the wins being against the Bills

🎵 Look what you’ve done to my Christ, Mel

Lmao this is the work of a genius

“the girlfriend of one of the founders of antifa”

Is this going to be the first Survivor death

From the people who sued Judas Priest

“AAAGGGHHH!!!” A Memo from Animal, Your New Editor-in-Chief “[Editor-in-chief of CBS News] Bari Weiss told network staffers in a morning editorial call that she wants to ‘win’ before delivering a rallying cr...

"WE MAKE NEWS LOUDER. IF STORY GOOD ON ONE SIDE, SHOW OTHER SIDE TOO. OTHER SIDE WRONG? OTHER SIDE WANT BLEACH IN VEINS? ANIMAL RUN BOTH. REPORT BOTH SIDES. EVEN WHEN ONE SIDE THINK HEAD MEDS MAKE QUIET BABIES."

A Big 10-8 Place - YouTube

Happy 10-8 to all you Negativland fans out there

There’s a Dolly Parton’s Sister in EVERY FAMILY ON EARTH

Alpha male pilots shouldn’t need air traffic controllers. Lose the training wheels already

Not an abba fan?

Might fuck around and show up wearing this

Me: come over to my house I’m making citrus slushies
Jimmy Conway: the fucks the matter with you didn’t I tell you keep your head down you’re gonna get us all pinched

HOLY FUCK

Did Billy Beane show up at the game

happy 70th to the still prescient & ecstatic & terrifying @howl-bot.bsky.social. you don't look a day older than the eternal Now!