MCD

Mrs. Angry: I thought you were going to do the dishes

Me: should we really be talking about this? THE DOW IS OVER 50,000

Pam Bondi, the 87th Attorney General of the United States of America, the head of the US Department of Justice, under oath, during her testimony to the US congressional oversight regarding the Epstein files…

I honestly don’t have the words anymore.

CNN: "Another photograph - these are notes AG Bondi brought to the hearing today. This shows a list of Rep. Jayapal's search history. Lawmakers are allowed to go to a DOJ facility to search unredacted files. We learned from this photo that the searches are apparently being tracked & read by the DOJ"

Perfect

Lmaoooooo

Felt like a completely different offensive scheme we were used to seeing all season versus what was called on the field tonight, and what was more frustrating was sticking to the same scheme all 3rd quarter after such a terrible first half.

Your team was in Cancun.

I don’t wanna hear it.

it’s just a mystery how known racist Donald Trump could possibly have posted a racist video

It Turns Out Waymos Are Being Controlled by Workers in the Philippines During a Congressional hearing, Waymo's chief safety officer, Mauricio Peña, was grilled over the company's reliance on overseas workers.

Once again, it turns out “fully autonomous” means “a guy in the Philippines.”

One by one, Europeans mentioned in the Epstein files who still hold political office are beginning to resign or are being forced out of office.

Meanwhile, ruled by an administration almost entirely made up of Epstein associates, the US carries on as if nothing really happened.

I said what I said.

Ahead of Veterans Day, I was honored to welcome a flight of veterans and their families as they arrived in DC.

This is what democracy looks like. #NoKings

Our federal tax dollars are being used to fund a network of government social media accounts that pump out disinformation 24/7. Even during a government shutdown. It’s definitely not essential work.

i just know we're all going to have to sit through a three minute clip of joe rogan saying "i can't believe censorship is happening"

Had two chances to get it right too lol

Who's cutting onions in here?

"DC is a tourist attraction for the whites in the corn belt"

Loved ones, fellow officers pay tribute to fallen DeKalb Police Officer David Rose Family, friends, and fellow officers gathered at First Baptist Church in Atlanta on Friday morning, honoring Rose, who was killed by the gunman who shot at the CDC.

Today we gathered to honor Officer David Rose. He was a man of quiet integrity. He loved food, motorcycles, and most of all, his family.

He answered the call. Our call. And gave his life to protect the community he served

We will be forever grateful. Rest in peace.

www.11alive.com/article/news...

To read about Roman Anthony's bat-flip you'd think he'd launched it 20 feet. It was a much more of a casual toss.

Loosening his batting gloves before the ball landed was much more savage.

🤣😂🤣😂🤣

lol did that kid in the outfield rob a home run?

LMAO the look on that kids face after robbing Caminero 😭😭😭

If someone ever asks “Why are you, as a man, wearing another man’s jersey??” just say “because I am in love with him.”

If a bill is so bad that you have to exempt entire states from its consequences to win the votes you need—just don't pass the bill!

Why do people in Washington state deserve Medicaid & SNAP cuts, but others don't?

This is plain wrong, and it's just no way to legislate.

Breslow & Kennedy to meet media at 8 ET tonight.

File this along with other oddball decisions from the top at #RedSox HQ. It’s like they really don’t understand, or care, how business works.

No big company—none—would wait this long for top leadership to address a seismic change in their business.

At this point, just get the tribute videos ready for Cora while you’re at it. Then, when Bregman opts out next year, make sure Breslow is the one who personally drops him off at Logan.

John Henry is the worst and I blame the decline of the Red Sox as a competitive franchise entirely on him