Tim

Best caption I saw somewhere on here:

“Diddler on the Roof”

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This game’s gettin a weird-game vibe

Oh nice. I don’t know if it’s the broadcast mic’s or what, but I’ve never heard a crowd get as excited about routine fly outs as this bunch. There’s always some at every park, but it seems exceptional here

Ugh should I even turn the game on?

That’s insane behavior. One black licorice and it’s over!

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They small-balled us.

This is what media sanewashing our insane president looks like, courtesy today of ABC, CNN and The NY Times:

Bergert’s performance is def a silver lining

🤣

Yes! I loved Witt’s hit when the OF turns to throw to second and has to adjust mid-throw to third

The Kennedy Center presents:

Diddler On A Roof

(I can do this all day)

Like this pud is gonna do something about it

My analogous favorite is “sometimes a light at the end of the tunnel is a train”

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40 minutes of that drivel? No thanks.

Maybe that’s the kind you gotta anticipate and get halfway down the line for, knowing a late stop sign might be needed

Was thinking this too, esp after the start when it looked like Bello might get a CGSO and Falter might not get thru 3.

I think the timing was the worst possible for Vance…runner going on 2 outs, shallow line drive single, he wants to see how it gets fielded and by the time he does, Loftin is by him

Turning interesting!!!!!

Back to back…JACKS!

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Don’t forget that going forward we’re cooking the macroeconomic books at the BLS so…

If half the teams in the league have lost two of their best SPs then yes, that’s avg / typical I guess.

Anyway, It’s also kind of wild that we lose Ragans and Bubic and now start surging a bit. Prolly small sample size / noise but the only constant is change

They’re the Washington Generals at this stage. Just happy to get a paycheck to lose on stage

I hope his job gets taken by an immigrant named Ali Haji-Sheikh

Also, fuck that guy.

The second Butker stops being clutch, fuck that guy

(I was a big Weird Al fan as a child)

“And he’s grasping his calf nowwww”

2 top starters out is typical?