Jess Castillo

Me: A lace shower curtain sure would be pretty in my bathroom.
The Internet: Hold up, I know exactly what you want.

losing my mind at the "she should have followed directions" people

really? really? you're cool with "if you don't follow directions, they get to kill you"? that seems like a good state of affairs to you? that seems like how law enforcement ought to work: instant obeisance or death?

I did my last few by running Emerald Nightmare and Nighthold, there are constantly groups for it right now where high vers ppl will carry you and it goes SO quick. Much faster than leveling, unless you just prefer that way.

Here's to hoping that I remember how to do my job, because my subteam is going straight into overtime tomorrow when we all get back. Happy New Year, I guess.

Yeah I want someone else to make it so I can try it, I have no desire to make it myself. Gonna skip the almonds though 100%.

There are so many recipes calling it "California" that have all those things. I admit I'm not well-versed in chili bc I've only ever made it one way, but the addition of those things in all the recipes makes me wonder what it tastes like. The almonds threw me hard lol

A screenclip of a part of a chili recipe calling for one and a half cups sliced almonds as a garnish.

A close friend asked me if my chili was California or Texas chili. I said Texas bc it's my Papa's recipe and he's from Texas, but I got curious what California chili is. So far I've learned that it's got celery, ginger, red wine vinegar, and I'm convinced this is a troll:

Welp.

We do the best we can, lol

Omg Ana look!! @liquidsprocket.bsky.social

Merry Christmas!

Merry Chrysler!

Same, I've turned off every notification that could ever exist lol

Oh man that would be great. As it is, when you message someone on Slack who has their notifications paused you get the "are you sure you wanna send this message?" prompt but apparently that's not enough for some people, and I think it's only once per day as well.

We have Slack AND Teams, double whammy lol

Is there a Christmas ghost of "You can see my Slack status says I'm out, I told you in Slack when I'd be out and pinned that message, I also emailed you when I'd be out, so why are you asking me questions about time sensitive things when I'm out" that can visit people?

Asking for a friend.

a man is laying on his stomach on the ground Alt: a man is laying on his stomach on the ground

Me trying to get to Friday at 5pm so I can go on holiday break.

A pudding cup and a glass of red wine is a fine snack.

My Oura frequently lies to me about my stress levels. Sometimes I wonder if I'm so frequently super stressed that it doesn't know how to accurately track it anymore, lol.

Me when @zorbrix.com is sick

Or 10:24pm.

Congrats on your job-aversary :D

Her weapon is one of my favorites of all our heroes, it's just so damn cool.

YouTube video by PlayOverwatch La Lupa | Vendetta Hero Trailer | Overwatch 2

I love her so much, and I can finally talk about her 😍💕

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If it’s Botox for migraines, that helped me so much. It also wasn’t enough that I was expressionless, which I was worried about.

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10/10.

This whole year has felt like being awake during surgery.

Mariah Carey during Christmas should be a 25% discount.