1/4. On the White House’s theory, if they abduct you, get you on a helicopter, get to international waters, shoot you in the head, and drop your corpse into the ocean, that is legal, because it is the conduct of foreign affairs.

So 100% of kindergarteners are going to need to go to alt ed?

Except for the r*PE part?

Since the president has signed an EO making English the official language of the United States, here is the first non-English copy of the Declaration of Independence, printed in German just days after July 4, 1776. We have always been multilingual.
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Hey now

DOJ leadership has put all Public Integrity Section lawyers into a room with 1 hour to decide who will dismiss Adams indictment or else all will be fired. Sending them strength to stand by their oath, which is to support the Constitution, not the president’s political agenda. 🇺🇸

Federal health workers terrified after ‘DEI’ website publishes list of ‘targets’ The site calls out workers who have been involved with DEI initiatives. A majority are Black.

Federal health workers are expressing fear and alarm after a website called “DEI Watch List” published the photos, names and public information of a number of workers across health agencies, describing them as “targets.”

I just got off a plane. We had to abort landing and circle around because of another plane. Usually I wouldn’t think twice about that.

It’s nice because each episode is standalone so you don’t have to remember things

Doesn’t Inside No 9 imply the existence of hotels and condos?

When I woke up from being intubated I was convinced that I had died and come back and kept using unalived to talk about it with no conscious knowledge of it.

I was led to believe by R.E.M. that I would feel a lot better about this.

Hi it’s Belhelmel from that other platform. It’s been a while.

Facts.

WTF is this WNBA NBA trading day? Is Mercury in Gatorade?

OKC is in town!