The Deuce Deducer

Hand crafted solid oak cuck chair

Seems like Johnson is wilfully disenfranchising the people of Arizona without cause, and that's definitely unconstitutional. Moreover, it's probably against his weird no-fap pact with his son.

The Nobel laureate's thick and grim prose is probably something I'd enjoy, but it sounds too much like my own thoughts, for which I have won zero prizes.

Just great. I looked at the Internet for just one second and now I have to think about RFK Jr's foreskin.

Those hip thrusts were a riot.

cat, nesting in trousers, dropped only momentarily

This fool.

I resent not even being able to wake from uneasy dreams without people saying it's cliché.

Suppose if even just one of the brass got up and left when Trump invited them to if they disagreed with the ludicrous and inappropriate things he was lecturing them on.

Every day we collaborate on another chapter of our crowdsourced 1984 fanfic sequel on here.
So far it's accurate, but not very good.

They need to make bedazzling that can withstand 50mph pickup truck bumper mounting.

a baby doll is flying through the air in a toy story scene . ALT: a baby doll is flying through the air in a toy story scene .

The only AI slop I want to see

I want to marvel once again at the quality of phone cameras today. This pic was shot handheld through a window with no digital zoom.
In another time I'd have been thrilled to get a shot this clear using about $6000 worth of camera gear including a 1200mm lens and a tripod.

Throw in some books about the Cardiff Giant to really throw 'em off.

the Earth's natural satellite, and probable literal child

Look at this Fancy Dan. Pretty smug about his exotic sulphur isotopes.

A theme park (landfill) where all the plastic bags are toys.

It's gonna look even better after the squirrels get at it.

Anyone else carving an RFK Jr jack-o'-lantern this year?

Cold turkey?

Who run Internet?
Say louder.

The chickadees I see most often come right up on MY porch while I'm sitting there and get real close and look at me and say "YOU'RE still here?" and then, brrrrt!, take off leaving tiny mouse poops on everything.
They're so bold and rude and I love them.

You know that's right.

Lol. Did you guys know the FBI thinks it used to spend time cracking down on white collar crime?

Your welcome.

Why'd they chicken out on the mannequin when they already laid "balls" on the table?

Adulthood is pretty good.

Lol.
Every single commercial jet aircraft is equipped with geo-engineering weather modification equipment standard - it's called a jet engine (or three) and it aerosolizes jet fuel, jet fuel combustion particulates, and large volumes of water vapor at high altitudes the entire time it is flying.

They've invented six new sleep positions that seem pretty comfortable for about two minutes, and then your shoulder explodes.

I should be able to claim inflation as a capital loss.