@marchanddcitron.bsky.social
Is it poop? I am the one who will say if it is poop.
My kindergarten teacher lied to us about the inevitability of shitty selfish people meeting sticky ends, apparently.
24.02.2026 10:56 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Entropy is on the phone. Says it's coming.
24.02.2026 10:48 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I guess I'll have to go back to keeping a salt lick by the couch.
24.02.2026 10:34 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
The party line on the documents case has always been that it was a nothingburger. Sealing the report "forever and ever, amen" is a weird thing to do if there's nothing there, there.
Cue the Streisand effect.
www.washingtonpost.com/national-sec...
they should invent a falling asleep on the couch that happens in bed
24.02.2026 02:17 — 👍 1042 🔁 184 💬 17 📌 9Do we want an AI with a conscience designing weapons systems? Victimizing children is an aptitude test and it passed.
24.02.2026 02:22 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Maybe it'll happen on live tv.
24.02.2026 01:37 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Anyone else's tinnitus rage extra loud when you're nodding off watching tv on the couch?
24.02.2026 01:31 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Got mine wet just today.
23.02.2026 23:59 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0The hedge knight show is so fucking charming it's making me cry.
23.02.2026 23:58 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Break out the large-bore pus cannula!
23.02.2026 23:14 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Sir, this tv has all the p's.
23.02.2026 17:43 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0They didn't quite succeed.
23.02.2026 15:58 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0One day maybe an AI will chuckle at its first encounter with 69 and know the satisfaction of replying "nice."
23.02.2026 15:30 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I like everything stupid, the natural way.
23.02.2026 11:27 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Heh.
23.02.2026 10:07 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0
more than one style (collect them all)
22.02.2026 21:52 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
adorable waif statuettes of white children dressed in somebody's idea of traditional Chinese clothing in commemoration of Lunar New Year
Precious Appropriations
22.02.2026 21:51 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Investors "could" say no to skyrocketing profits!
22.02.2026 20:08 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Ahahahahahahaha. Hoo.
22.02.2026 20:05 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0That's the kind of romanticism the world needs more of.
22.02.2026 18:11 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Kinda taken aback by the "please."
22.02.2026 17:21 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The "live free or die" state needs a new motto. Maybe "bought by Vought" or "down to beclowned".
22.02.2026 17:14 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0The coordination with the grass/dirt background 🤌
22.02.2026 13:57 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0It's a volcannot.
22.02.2026 12:13 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Don't people move to the big city to leave the kind of pebbles that get into shoes behind?
22.02.2026 12:06 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Smart! Don't shart!
21.02.2026 19:15 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0(4) whitetail deer!
21.02.2026 19:14 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0(3) whistlepig! (groundhog, woodchuck, marmot, etc.)
21.02.2026 19:12 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0(2) night skunk!
21.02.2026 19:11 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
