Oh, sweet mother of monkeyfightin' Christ. Remind me to stay home that day. RIP, service workers in the Old Port.
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@claricesnarling.bsky.social
Formerly MaryTylerSnore on Twitter. Writer. Complainer. UNC alum. More affable than rumor would have it. Buckle up, Fucklehead. Portland,ME.
Oh, sweet mother of monkeyfightin' Christ. Remind me to stay home that day. RIP, service workers in the Old Port.
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Frugal Yankees strike again. Feel free to steal this idea, world!
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โ ๏ธโ ๏ธโ ๏ธ Heads up, Maine. "The November referendum has been framed around requiring voter ID, but it also includes a host of changes that would make absentee voting harder." โ ๏ธโ ๏ธโ ๏ธ
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Love this: "At Merrill Auditorium, a group from New Orleans stipulated, 'Do not feed us Cajun food.'"
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I'm told this is being pulled from the internet but oh, look! It's archived.
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Hmm...I like this guy.
www.pressherald.com?p=7484044&uu...
An image of a young woman wearing a hat, that reads: "Say hello to Camille Zapata, the genius behind Gavin Newsom's social media posts. She heads the team of 3 billiant people trolling 47 by mimicking his words and poor grammar. The team has incredible spirit, feistiness and ability to sound exactly like Donny. They. Don't. Back. Down."
My new hero.
16.08.2025 13:20 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I wish I wanted anything as much as LinkedIn wants me to download their app.
06.08.2025 21:33 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Want a reminder that there are still good people in our angry, f***ed-up country? Here you go.
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Give this woman all the money there is. All of it.
30.07.2025 10:56 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Back in the office for a while so brace yourselves for my daily "HFS, I FROZE MY TITS OFF" posts. Corporate America is one big meat locker.
25.07.2025 00:56 โ ๐ 4 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Tonightโs episode of South Park is going to make Trump lose his f*cking mind
24.07.2025 04:02 โ ๐ 6417 ๐ 1207 ๐ฌ 262 ๐ 148South Park is getting canceled after this lmao.
24.07.2025 03:59 โ ๐ 18215 ๐ 5237 ๐ฌ 607 ๐ 1140Adding John Roberts to my future I Shit On Your Grave tour.
23.07.2025 21:30 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0bret stephens can huff farts in hell
23.07.2025 02:02 โ ๐ 141 ๐ 15 ๐ฌ 8 ๐ 1Famous people keep dying and it's all the wrong ones. Check your suggestion box, God.
22.07.2025 21:31 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0โThe Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command.โ
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A photo of MLK Jr. giving a bit of side-eye from his daughter, Bernice King. Her caption: "Now, do the Epstein files."
22.07.2025 00:35 โ ๐ 6 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I say "Jeezus, what an asshole" so many times a day my cat is starting to think it's his name.
22.07.2025 00:00 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0It's become clear that this administration is just a protracted war on anybody who's read a book without pictures in it. It's a miracle we're all still getting up and going to work every morning. The psychological drain is the point, and I'm increasingly grateful to the people who are still decent.
21.07.2025 01:37 โ ๐ 41062 ๐ 7187 ๐ฌ 813 ๐ 331"no, seriously. fuck you, CBS. fuck all the way off. start fucking off over here, and then just fuck yourself all the way over to there โ and then keep on going, until youโve fucked yourself right to the very edge of the universe." @stephencolbert.bsky.social
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Been there. I feel your pain.
19.07.2025 18:32 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Because at the end of the day, we all hate HR.
19.07.2025 18:20 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0A confirmation from Paramount Plus that my subscription has been cancelled.
Bye bye, Paramount Plus. Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.
XO,
Team @stephencolbert.bsky.social
A post from Jimmy Kimmel that reads: "Love you Stephen. Fuck you and all your Sheldons CBS"
18.07.2025 13:39 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I love him.
18.07.2025 12:44 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Watching Corporate America fold to our dime-store Fascist has been so incredibly disappointing. And will continue to be so. I love you, @stephencolbert.bsky.social.
18.07.2025 00:43 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Their mistake was diving to the floor. Be cool, people.
18.07.2025 00:13 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0