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Clarice Snarling

@claricesnarling.bsky.social

Formerly MaryTylerSnore on Twitter. Writer. Complainer. UNC alum. More affable than rumor would have it. Buckle up, Fucklehead. Portland,ME.

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Life Surge Portland Maine A life-changing event where Christians gather to learn how to grow and use wealth for Kingdom impact.

Oh, sweet mother of monkeyfightin' Christ. Remind me to stay home that day. RIP, service workers in the Old Port.
lifesurge.com/portland/?fb...

21.08.2025 22:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Why Shop? In Maine, the Library of Things Has It All (Almost)

Frugal Yankees strike again. Feel free to steal this idea, world!
www.nytimes.com/2025/08/20/c...

21.08.2025 11:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Question 1 would make changes to absentee voting, an option Mainers increasingly like The November referendum has been framed around requiring voter ID, but it also includes a host of changes that would make absentee voting harder.

โš ๏ธโš ๏ธโš ๏ธ Heads up, Maine. "The November referendum has been framed around requiring voter ID, but it also includes a host of changes that would make absentee voting harder." โš ๏ธโš ๏ธโš ๏ธ

www.pressherald.com?p=7485337&uu...

21.08.2025 10:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Music may feed the soul, but Maine concert venues have to feed the band Visiting artists aren't getting cheeseburgers in paradise. Here, it's more like lobsters in Vacationland.

Love this: "At Merrill Auditorium, a group from New Orleans stipulated, 'Do not feed us Cajun food.'"
www.pressherald.com?p=7484598&uu...

20.08.2025 09:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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60 Minutes Australia: Trump & Epstein : 60 Minutes : Free Download, Borrow, and Streaming : Internet Archive 60 Minutes Australia segment on Trump and Epstein. Uploaded for preservation as it was made private on youtube.

I'm told this is being pulled from the internet but oh, look! It's archived.

archive.org/details/60-m...

19.08.2025 10:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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The Sacramento Scoundrel With the Six Pack Gavin Newsom is bringing a velociraptor to a knife fight.

jojofromjerz.substack.com/p/the-sacram...

18.08.2025 22:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Dr. Nirav Shah says heโ€™s considering run for Maine governor Shah, the face of Maineโ€™s COVID-19 response, was a top federal health official in the Biden administration and has criticized the Trump administration's public health priorities.

Hmm...I like this guy.
www.pressherald.com?p=7484044&uu...

16.08.2025 13:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
An image of a young woman wearing a hat, that reads: "Say hello to Camille Zapata, the genius behind Gavin Newsom's social media posts. She heads the team of 3 billiant people trolling 47 by mimicking his words and poor grammar. The team has incredible spirit, feistiness and ability to sound exactly like Donny. They. Don't. Back. Down."

An image of a young woman wearing a hat, that reads: "Say hello to Camille Zapata, the genius behind Gavin Newsom's social media posts. She heads the team of 3 billiant people trolling 47 by mimicking his words and poor grammar. The team has incredible spirit, feistiness and ability to sound exactly like Donny. They. Don't. Back. Down."

My new hero.

16.08.2025 13:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
I Hate Everything
YouTube video by The Queers - Topic I Hate Everything

Mood.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=PbE_...

06.08.2025 21:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I wish I wanted anything as much as LinkedIn wants me to download their app.

06.08.2025 21:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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A cyclist collapsed on Portlandโ€™s Back Cove. Strangers saved his life. When Peter Morrison found out bystanders had given him CPR after he collapsed while on a bike ride, social media helped him find them.

Want a reminder that there are still good people in our angry, f***ed-up country? Here you go.
www.pressherald.com?p=7480960&uu...

05.08.2025 10:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Give this woman all the money there is. All of it.

30.07.2025 10:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Back in the office for a while so brace yourselves for my daily "HFS, I FROZE MY TITS OFF" posts. Corporate America is one big meat locker.

25.07.2025 00:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Tonightโ€™s episode of South Park is going to make Trump lose his f*cking mind

24.07.2025 04:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6417    ๐Ÿ” 1207    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 262    ๐Ÿ“Œ 148
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South Park is getting canceled after this lmao.

24.07.2025 03:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 18215    ๐Ÿ” 5237    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 607    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1140

Adding John Roberts to my future I Shit On Your Grave tour.

23.07.2025 21:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

bret stephens can huff farts in hell

23.07.2025 02:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 141    ๐Ÿ” 15    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Famous people keep dying and it's all the wrong ones. Check your suggestion box, God.

22.07.2025 21:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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No criminality in viral video of man being repeatedly punched by deputies: Sheriff The Jacksonville Sheriffโ€™s Office said it is investigating a viral video showing sheriffโ€™s deputies punching and beating a Black man during a traffic stop.

โ€œThe Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command.โ€
abcnews.go.com/amp/US/jacks...

22.07.2025 10:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A photo of MLK Jr. giving a bit of side-eye from his daughter, Bernice King. Her caption: "Now, do the Epstein files."

A photo of MLK Jr. giving a bit of side-eye from his daughter, Bernice King. Her caption: "Now, do the Epstein files."

22.07.2025 00:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I say "Jeezus, what an asshole" so many times a day my cat is starting to think it's his name.

22.07.2025 00:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's become clear that this administration is just a protracted war on anybody who's read a book without pictures in it. It's a miracle we're all still getting up and going to work every morning. The psychological drain is the point, and I'm increasingly grateful to the people who are still decent.

21.07.2025 01:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 41062    ๐Ÿ” 7187    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 813    ๐Ÿ“Œ 331
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CBS can pretty much fuck all the way off so can their parent company Paramount

"no, seriously. fuck you, CBS. fuck all the way off. start fucking off over here, and then just fuck yourself all the way over to there โ€” and then keep on going, until youโ€™ve fucked yourself right to the very edge of the universe." @stephencolbert.bsky.social

www.jefftiedrich.com/p/cbs-can-pr...

20.07.2025 14:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Been there. I feel your pain.

19.07.2025 18:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Because at the end of the day, we all hate HR.

19.07.2025 18:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A confirmation from Paramount Plus that my subscription has been cancelled.

A confirmation from Paramount Plus that my subscription has been cancelled.

Bye bye, Paramount Plus. Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.

XO,
Team @stephencolbert.bsky.social

19.07.2025 15:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A post from Jimmy Kimmel that reads: "Love you Stephen. Fuck you and all your Sheldons CBS"

A post from Jimmy Kimmel that reads: "Love you Stephen. Fuck you and all your Sheldons CBS"

18.07.2025 13:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I love him.

18.07.2025 12:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Watching Corporate America fold to our dime-store Fascist has been so incredibly disappointing. And will continue to be so. I love you, @stephencolbert.bsky.social.

18.07.2025 00:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Their mistake was diving to the floor. Be cool, people.

18.07.2025 00:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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