Sheisty 🎃

call me egg the way my brain is scrambled

It will! I believe! 🫂

I wager that experiment would reveal them as the losers we already know they are. They don’t have to be logically consistent, only you do. They were just joking, but when you say the same you’re serious. They are medalists at the mental gymnastics required to view themselves as superior to a woman.

Omg that is so real. We have at least three somewhere around here. Couldn’t tell you where though!

me, when I don’t need soft measuring tape: ugh! why do I have so many of these?!!
me, when I need soft measuring tape: I know I have a lot of these. where are they??

Love the inclusion of the pets! Your Maine Coon is so pretty 😍 keep up the great work!

starting a new social media platform where i will be CEO but no one is allowed to talk shit about me or hurt my little feelings. just wanna get that out in the open from the get go.

To shut down rude behavior instantly, try simple yet powerful five-word response.

I just prolapsed my anus.

Absolute banger, Mollz 🤣

Im a libertarian and by that i mean the only law should be you cant be mean to ME

Explain your username

I’m a sheisty mf 💯

Also, I wanted a handle that had no association with my real name 👻

If you’re using lye, I don’t recommend doing that part inside the house 😅 good luck!

I'm just going to start making up days now.

How's everyone's #sluttysubmissivesaturday going? Did you remember to tighten their ropes?

Haha yep, nailed it. Even your team will be like “well, that’s sad, we need to focus on finding a replacement and ramping them up so we’re back at full strength”.

Layoffs where they don’t even target low performers or consult your manager. People hit at random. That dedication don’t mean shit!

I’m too far away from relatives for that, my exposure is pretty minimal. But I feel you on that one 😮‍💨

I washed and scrubbed all the patio furniture since it was layered with dirt. I guess I forgot the slutty part of submissive 🫡

Pros: people tend to fuck off.

Hell yeah. Freedom! 🍻

This millennial also does not agree. It might work for her, but it’s horrible advice for normal people.

You make your job your life, then have fun getting your life ripped out from under you because the company doesn’t give two shits about your existence. We’re just numbers in a spreadsheet.

Those sound like positive changes, so congratulations! I imagine you’ll feel an incredible sense of relief once you get settled in after the move. Exciting times ahead!

Hopefully I didn’t misread that situation and they are not positive changes 🤞

When someone makes a mistake driving (or plans poorly) and it directly affects me, it’s kinda wild how quickly my opinion can switch from “fucking bozo” to “what a nice person” once they wave at me.

Found some good ones that I wasn’t already following. Thanks big dawg 🤜🤛

Time to Break Down Taylor Swift and Charli XCX’s Rumored Feud We need to talk about “Actually Romantic.”

One of the songs on her new album has some lyrics assumed to be about Charli XCX, and the rumor is they’ve been beefing (even though neither will acknowledge it).

That’s at least what I understand from people who care about this new album 🤷

Here’s an article: www.cosmopolitan.com/entertainmen...

Shit can get pretty wild at the gun show 😎

M-I-Z! F-K-U!

Whopper gang 🫡 I love that malty chocolate flavor.

IMO why not switch to Linux. Worst comes to worst if something doesn’t work well, you can switch back to Windows in the future. Low risk move.

That totally makes sense. Flannel is super comfy, and it doesn’t need to make sense with the outdoor climate at all!

My SO is a literal oven so we prioritize sheets that don’t hold heat as much.

Exactly 🙌 what’s your favorite type of sheets? We’ve been pretty happy with bamboo sheets lately, but I would be remiss to not mention the great percale too.

Fresh sheets hit different 💯 best night of sleep