Matt Weiner

Matt Weiner

@mattweiner19.bsky.social

Philosopher at UVM. he/any pronouns. Likes cats and weird improvised music. World's leading connoisseur of Dark Hi & Lois. Last name rhymes with "meaner." Self-photos are of Art Garfunkel.

2,621 Followers 1,011 Following 19,786 Posts Joined Jun 2023
22 minutes ago

Kindergarten Cop

Down and Out in Kindergarten

The Slums of Kindergarten

Scenes from the Class Struggle in Kindergarten

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4 hours ago

republicans are in charge of everything and they are getting everything theyve ever wanted and doing everything theyve ever wanted and the world is on fire and the global world order is collapsing. is there a correlation? who can say

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2 hours ago

"A department generating high credit-hour production across the university but with few declared majors is not an inefficient department. It is a department whose students are not being counted in the metric being used against it."

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3 hours ago

The extent to which the last few years demonstrate that "good times make weak men" is true, but that it means the opposite of what the phrase's proponents mean by it, is wild.

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3 hours ago

I agree, in multiple ways

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3 hours ago
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Meteor hammer - Wikipedia

there is absolutely no way that I would ever be able to do anything with this idea myself, so I offer it up: physics-heavy game that uses twin sticks to control a meteor hammer
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Meteor_...

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3 hours ago

in all seriousness, Mike Smith is a resist lib in his political cartooning, so Gearhead Gertie would be down. (so is Rick McKee)

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15 hours ago

Guy who goes around demanding that everyone recognize the UAE's right to exist

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12 hours ago

I assume it's both a sick joke that he and Netanyahu both understand, and a bug that he is too dumb to realize he should care about

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12 hours ago
post from me:

saw a post saying that a lot more antisemitism is coming and asking non-Jews to be wary and fight it

which I very much agree with

and then saying "listen when Jews say something is antisemitic"

which, it would be nice if so many Jewish institutions hadn't torched their credibility on the issue

post from Heather @hegodwinlaw.bsky.social

And torched their own shit with false flags

no. FUCK you, you fucking antisemite.

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14 hours ago

In a sane world, all the Mamdani haters would be subject to an endless barrage of 'why haven't you openly moderated your stance on Mamdani, to restore trust in readers/voters that you are not an extreme radical, unwilling to let go of the tribalism that blinded you to his character to begin with?'

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14 hours ago

yeah "who started it" is unproductive. It's just that my Hebrew school pretty much explicitly taught that the 1948 War started when Arab countries attacked newly independent Israel to conquer the land, and it was much later that I learned the scale of the attacks on Palestinians before that.

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16 hours ago

The thing about Zohran doing this is that he may not get immediate credit from Jewish organizations, but telling these psychos to fuck off and thus polarizing his own broad left-wing coalition against them is in and of itself beneficial.

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15 hours ago
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Plan Dalet - Wikipedia

uh I'm not a Middle Eastern scholar either but that seems like not an accurate account of the start of the Arab-Israeli War. The Haganah had already expelled (or massacred) many Palestinians before Arab countries declared war

(this does not excuse her saying that)

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Plan_Da...

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15 hours ago

got me to rewatch the Big Sky video. every time I discover new details, or my mind just isn't capable of retaining them all
youtu.be/sV7w5TaYjRA?...

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15 hours ago
Lois, smiling, to Hi with blank expression: I think we need to paint the bedroom.

Hi, in the same bedroom, bed covered in sheet, slapping huge swathes of light green paint over the yellow wall with a roller from a bucket on the table, thought ballooning: Correction! *I* need to pain the bedroom.

Hi chafes at the domestic tasks at which he is... remarkably efficient it seems. 6/10 QDUs

Lois read "The Yellow Wallpaper" and was like "I'm built different"

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15 hours ago

HCD: ZONEBUSTERS

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23 hours ago
evilwizard
ontology professor (adding another grain of sand to my enclosure): is it a pile yet

me (up to my neck in sand, struggling to breathe): I'll never talk

ontology professor: just tell me when it becomes a pile and this can all be over
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21 hours ago

I don’t think this shit will work but i never want to hear about free speech from any trumpers or anti anti trumpers ever again, fuck off forever bsky.app/profile/cram...

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22 hours ago

Death is obviously horrific. Loss of loved ones is definitely devastating. But who is going to compensate us for all the lost time we've wasted on fearing & worrying & panicking & getting angry instead of actually living? I want all of my wasted years back so that I can be a young girl again.

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18 hours ago

last one gets me. the reason there's a housing crisis is that in most places you're not *allowed* to hammer those 2 x 4s.

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18 hours ago

That’s not what happened. The feds alleged on Friday that the posted depos violated the protective order. The judge said take it off YouTube til Tuesday when I can hold a hearing on whether the protective order was violated and proper procedures followed.

storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...

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18 hours ago

it's not transmissible through social media, right?

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1 day ago

Folks, I regret to inform you: This design was OK'd by the Citizens Coin Advisory Committee in...October 2024. Its design was set in place when Biden was in office. The designer left out the olive branch to symbolize the colonists' not yet achieving peace, but hoping for it. Trump didn't do this.

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19 hours ago

I would like to assure you that there is nothing to be worried about and you should definitely keep filming. especially when you don't think you're filming

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19 hours ago

I copy-pasted the email address for "Freedom and Liberty" into Google and the second hit was a Threads post reading "Love your perky mellons"

I don't know what I expected

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19 hours ago

Michael Powell's beat both at the NYT and Atlantic was campus free speech...right up until Trump was elected. At a time when student free speech is being literally persecuted, with student protesters being deported and imprisoned, he now writes nothing, focusing almost exclusively on the mayor.

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20 hours ago
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US Attorney Daniel Rosen defends himself, again, in contempt hearing for ICE order violations • Minnesota Reformer For the second time in a week, U.S. Attorney for Minnesota Daniel Rosen appeared before a federal judge after being summoned to explain why he should not be held in contempt for the federal government...

And court hearings in Minnesota have revealed many cases of Minnesota residents abducted to Texas and released there without their IDs and possessions.

Again, these are only the cases we know about.

minnesotareformer.com/2026/03/05/u...

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20 hours ago
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Refugee later found dead was dropped off shoeless at closed coffee shop, Ryan says Nurul Amin Shah Alam, who was nearly blind, had other physical disabilities and spoke no English, was left by federal Customs and Border Patrol agents at night at a Tim Horton's restaurant in Buffalo ...

The other known case was Nurul Amin Shah Alam, the blind Rohingya refugee who CBP abandoned at a closed Tim Horton's, shoeless, in Buffalo winter without informing his family or lawyers.

buffalonews.com/news/local/a...

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1 day ago

this is a key structural problem in how elite opinion journalism covers our politics. these folks don’t actually interact with the maga hoi polloi; and more importantly, *they do not want to do that* because if they did they’d have to admit - to themselves - that actual rank/fike MAGA are fashy.

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