Yoloking of $TSLAQ

$MSFT just a few cents away from ATH. Wild. Biggest $NDX stonk.

ARK should launch a 100% shitcoin ETF and use $KRAK as the ticker. $ARKK

$MSTR spot 461.30
440P 1.77x2.29 (IV 63.7)
480C 3.75x4.15 (IV 73.9)
Insane call skew is back.

$AAPL made a $200B market cap swing from where it was AH after earnings. That's basically one $CRM, as Salesforce (#31 biggest stonk in $SPX) sports a $205B market cap.
$AAPL TTM EPS flat since end of 2021. TTM FCF/share peaked one year ago. P/S ratio near ATH.

Email from @Estimize: "The Wall Street Consensus for AAPL Q1 has shifted significantly downwards since 10/25/23" $AAPL PT 200 by EoY, buy all the dips

There was a flash crash in $AAPL but thankfully they bought the dip promptly. Market is safu.

$AAPL just cannot go down.

$CELH #earnings high IV
long 195C, short 210C, short 220C on 1:2:1 ratio
Also short Dec monthly 200C and long May monthly 200C (pre-existing pos)
Straddle implied move is 177±26, it's big.
Split pump announced recently has the market thinking earnings will be super bullish.

$CMG tech burritos filled the 7/26 gap. Likely reversal soon.

$AAPL 3min chart with vwap touchdown and bounce

$AAPL hugged the vwap for a bit and bounced back. Markets are safu.

$AAPL almost traded 170 after earnings
Now already back near 180
Forget about lower forward earnings revisions
The S&P1 cannot go down
That would be illegal
Market is safu

$TLT puked into the close and $SPX $NDX didn't care. End of quarter shenanigans?

$TLT NLOD
Somehow $SPX $NDX don't care. Yet.

$TSLA call buying program 200C 202.5C 205C
3min ago

I don't really follow closely what's happening in $CCJ and Uranium in general but some smart people on Twitter said it was gonna go up, I bought some calls, and it went up. Sometimes it's that simple.

quite a bounce in NEE, more than filled that gap

They are indeed.

Would love to see $TSLA close above 200 to give hope to the dip buyers.

He does deserve credit for this push, not saying otherwise. He remains a serial fraudster and criminal.

$TSLA heavy call flow immediately after the open, possible call buying program 195C 197.5C 200C 202.5C 205C 4min ago but not sure, it's hard to discern here.

Elon is his own best enemy. He has no real friends or family to save himself from himself. He's surrounded by yesmen. He feels absolute and righteous and above the law. He will do and promise some crazy things. And he will ultimately be responsible for his own demise. #ElonQ

Couple that with the fact that Elon will need to sell more $TSLA next year, he will gradually turn his army of admirers into an army of disgruntled bagholders that want him to do something (anything!) to turn the stock price back up.

$TSLA closed under $200.
Watch how the teslemmings start shifting the way they talk about Elon. If the stocks goes lower, we're going to head into "Elon sucks" territory as we approach $150, in that would make Elon increasingly unpredictable. $TSLAQ #ElonQ

Again today. Not just in $TSLA, also seeing them in $AMZN $MSFT $AAPL, but not as many as in $TSLA. 🧐

$TSLA < 200 🥳

$MSFT looks like it just reported earnings again

Those must be block trades filled off exchange (in so called "dark pools") reported with a delay.

Really unusual prints today in $TSLA 🧐

$AMZN #earnings put ratio spread: long 110/115P and short 2x 110P to get it all for a credit

Boy this market moves fast... 10sec in the trade. And Kenny G even price improved me. $NDX