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According to trump’s secret service

23.02.2026 01:58 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

What’s the deal with old white dudes beating up on teenagers? So gross.

22.02.2026 04:52 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Or, hear us out: don’t replace it.

21.02.2026 16:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My god

21.02.2026 05:10 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Stripey on top, spotty on the bottom!

21.02.2026 04:51 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Pro-life and whatnot

21.02.2026 04:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I can guarantee that I would walk a thousand miles before getting into one of those things.

19.02.2026 00:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ours have guns, tho.

19.02.2026 00:43 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

That’s the saddest part of all.

19.02.2026 00:43 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Or, maybe don’t, and let her continue to draw attention to the things she doesn’t want to draw attention to?

18.02.2026 14:55 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The ambiguously gay duo. 🎢

18.02.2026 00:57 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Lolly, a one-eyed kitty.

Lolly, a one-eyed kitty.

I had a one-eyed kitty. She made it to 18 years. She lost her eye (cat fight) when she was very young, and adjusted really well. Depth perception was not always exactly right, but she made do. Lolly-cat. My baby.

18.02.2026 00:43 β€” πŸ‘ 27    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

He has a lot of taxable properties, so it makes sense that he would do that. It will devastate local services, like a schools, libraries, etc., so that tracks too.

16.02.2026 22:33 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

There was a time when I tracked and budgeted every dollar, and it was when I was making about $28k/year (pre-tax), and I was paying student loans and a car loan because Houston didn’t have public transportation that would get me within 5 miles of my job. I recorded every single expense. No fun.

15.02.2026 18:17 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Shhhhhhhhh. Don’t tell them.

15.02.2026 15:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Are the masked goons contract workers?

15.02.2026 03:49 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I want my next dog to be 100% supermutt

15.02.2026 01:36 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

MAGAs won’t believe it, no matter what. They believe JFK Jr. is still alive. Also, if they do end up believing he has died, they will say that the β€œdeep state” did it.

13.02.2026 22:55 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

He’s afraid of things that might blow his hair of place is all I can figure.

13.02.2026 02:46 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I wore two different boots to work today

13.02.2026 01:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hello handsome!

12.02.2026 23:23 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a white cat standing next to a bowl of liquid ALT: a white cat standing next to a bowl of liquid
12.02.2026 23:17 β€” πŸ‘ 69    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

She knows what she married.

12.02.2026 17:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’d like to see the price tag on this operation. How much did taxpayers pay to shoot down a party balloon?

12.02.2026 13:41 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

So so very sorry for what happened. My heart goes out to all of you.

12.02.2026 03:50 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

People will continue to disapprove whether the ratings are there or not, though. The MAGAs will be less aware, and maybe voting won’t seem as important to them? I’m an optimist.

11.02.2026 23:39 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I don’t think I’m allowed to say what I’d like to do to her with that smug look on her face.

11.02.2026 22:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I think I’d go up to 17/10 on this one.

11.02.2026 22:39 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m usually surprised when I read lyrics to songs I’ve been humming along to for years.

11.02.2026 02:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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