Jon Wegge

To use a Heed the Callism, where are you on the pee scale when it comes to the O-Line? 1 your underpants are totally dry, no worries. 10 your underpants are soaked...

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Colts pregame:

Past Ultraviolence is a great band

What you're saying is that you want us to put water on the crops?

Yes.

Water. Like out the toilet?

That's why you offer to pickup the cake/pie. Free hall pass for treating yourself!

Bread, all the bread. And butter...

One of the only things I miss from Twitter is Joey Molinaro, he'd be great on this

I feel like he's about to start talking about the 'sugar diabeetis'

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Something like this?

Oh god, just glanced and thought it said Blackberry Crabmeat and thought "no crap it was discontinued!"

I'm in this picture and I like it

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I'm just a simple toilet paper man, your toilet confuses and frightens me.

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Meteor S#!t

Gus did the same thing. 😂 For some reason that's a dog phase?

Pretty sure Mahomes is the candy store owner in Schmigadoon

Pretty sure Mahomes is the candy store owner in Schmigadoon

I'd take these over crudely painted not that funny plywood cutout folk art.

That's a racy new backup QB ad. Devito sitting in on a family photo took a dark turn.

"That's why I propose we put up large pictures of finished streets and buildings in front of the construction Wiley E Coyote style!" [Massive Applause]

We love football! Miss you on heed the call!

GB OWNR

Marge may I play Devil's Advocate?

That's why I'm happy to be the new head of donation management.

- Dracula