@dannidannidanni.bsky.social
Basic British Bird
Getting pissed and eating ice cream
30.05.2025 21:11 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Oh thatβs a beautiful photo
20.04.2025 12:24 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
I need to have a word with Betty Crocker
Bought this box for Spud and it doesnβt come with cupcake cases!? Whatβs she playing at, silly bitch. Easter ruined.
Of course!
20.04.2025 08:23 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Happy Easter! If you woke up this morning & decided to have one of those fucked up hot cross buns with apple crumble, chocolate, peas, strawberries or w/e else the shops make up, then Jesus thinks youβre stupid & youβre not allowed any Easter Eggs
The lord only accepts the OGs x
βMy son is 3 in Mayβ
Yeah cool story hun, but can you read!?! ππ
Find out Spuds primary school tomorrow and I feel sick with nerves
15.04.2025 17:54 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Tempted to go lick a toilet seat at Preston bus station in an attempt to lose some weight
12.04.2025 07:14 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
oh my goodness me, Iβve had a BERTHA delivered to me π€€
Thank you SO much @gingertucci.bsky.social β€οΈβ€οΈ
I am in chocolate HEAVEN
Tonight I went out for pie and it was a very nice pie indeed
06.04.2025 20:58 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Just taken off the plasters from my toes
Spud: Mummy can I see?
Spuds Face: π₯΄
Spud: Mummy, that toe looks like an omelette
Glad theyβre looking good π
You know Iβd just fall over and rip it
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Has anyone ever successfully un knotted the Chinese takeaway bag without ripping it?!?
15.03.2025 19:19 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Can anyone recommend a place to enjoy an afternoon out wine tasting please? Eating cheese? Looking at booking a day out for Dad, probably for Fathers Day (organised I know!)
Iβm Preston based, so local ish / train ride away please! π
@whingewhingewine.co.uk not sure if you saw this π posted on the Dull Menβs Club over on that FacePlace but a Vinted story that made me laugh and think of you! π x
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31.01.2025 21:24 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Goods secured
25.01.2025 14:54 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0This made me smile
23.01.2025 18:02 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Selected a bundle on Vinted & asked for 20% off (Vinted option!) It was declined & counter offered, which I thought was fair. 20% was a tad cheeky. Just about to buy the counter when I got a βSorry!β & a re-offer of 20% off, as Iβve bought from her before so sheβs happy to discount! How lovely! π₯°
19.01.2025 18:31 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Am I out for pizza or have I just won the masters π€·πΌββοΈπππΌββοΈx
18.01.2025 17:38 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Oh myyyy
18.01.2025 07:11 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Oh they are beautiful
17.01.2025 13:45 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Spin instructor told me my timing was brilliant and honestly, itβs the nicest thing anyone has said to me in weeks π
15.01.2025 20:17 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Absolutely
12.01.2025 18:48 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I really really really really really REALLY think you should buy these
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Getting excited for Greece with Greek inspired βKleftikoβ Style Lamb and Tomato & Pepper Garlic Potatoes
12.01.2025 18:37 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Treated myself to some lovely new long soft pjs and have just placed them on the radiator so they are nice and toasty warm for when I get out of the bath like the little old lady that I am
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Easter confectionery is the very best kind
10.01.2025 12:58 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Aaaaah weβve booked a summer holiday! Taking Spud to one of my favourite places everβ¦Skiathos! ππ₯°βοΈβοΈπ¬π·
Cannot wait to stuff my face with Souvlaki, drown in Mythos and cover my body in carrot oil π
YAMAS!
