Emmet Ryan

the older i get the more libertarian i get on identity documents. you should not have to carry your papers everywhere, they should not have your address or your sex/gender on them, etc

A book called "polysecure: Attachment, Trauma, and Consensual Nonmonogamy" by Jessica Fern

Remember to rotate your polycule's safewords every 90 days
ensure your firewalls are up to date
check that there's no unwanted apps with access to your polycule's discord
double-check the sharing settings on your onboarding powerpoints
make sure your plex/jellyfin servers are not open to the net

Gazzetta dello Sport in August: NO CLEAR ROLE FOR MCKENNIE IN JUVE TEAM

A few months later: Weston McKennie has played 12 different positions and contributed eleventy-six crucial goals

men's hockey that is

women's hockey is enormously gay and based

Reddit ad for an "artificial intelligence lawyer"

Look at my lawyer dawg I'm going to jail

There should be a bonus medal for dropping a perfect f-bomb faster than the NBC censors can catch it

Everyone in the world comes to get married at the NYC Marriage Bureau. Last week, the Mayor stopped by to officiate a few of those ceremonies. 
 
Thank you to all the couples who shared their joy with us. Happy Valentine's Day, New York. 
 
 Watch the full video at Youtube.com/nycmayorsoffice

FLAMING SKULL TWO FLAMING SKULLS THREE FLAMING SKULLS

opening a restaurant with only these three items on the menu

gay hockey game update: merging models is too hard so I'm doing a weird turtle hack where he nests himself inside the hockey player "shell" and shrinks all his bones #screenshotsaturday

Business Class seats

Destination board

Locomotive Cab with Union station reflections

Airo or Charger locomotive in Cascades Colors

Amtrak's Newest Train on film
Their "Airo" trainset in Cascades livery looks fantastic on Fuji 200

I did security work for a while, and, yeah, we had “guy gets bribed to walk out the door with a flash drive“ as part of many people threat models, but like, how do you model a “random guy takes a massive bet on you having a cyber incident and then hires Romanian hackers” problem

HIS FACE

Forcing young people, who are less likely to drive, into scarce pockets of new density and obliterating transit options between them has a much more profound impact than parking lots.

The original City of Ember book was peak, the series got long-winded by the third book but definitely one of the better YA novels of its time

Autistic woman’s movie night ruined by volume being on odd number that’s not even a multiple of five An autistic woman’s movie night has been wrecked by the volume being set to 21, sources have revealed. Emma Bernard, 38, had been looking forward to a classic movie marathon with friends, but found…

Emma Bernard, 38, had been looking forward to a classic movie marathon with friends, but found herself unable to enjoy the evening after someone (Becky) incorrectly set the volume to a stupid, wrong number and just left it like that – like a monster.

We’re pulling out all the stops to get back to normal service! ❄️

Meet the fire snake. 🔥 🐍

🚨 Major winter storm begins near midnight🚨
🌨️Heavy snow predawn → sleet Sunday morning → freezing rain Sunday afternoon/evening🧊
📈Worse with time; be home by 11pm🕚
⛔️Travel after 1 a.m. a very bad idea
🔌Power outages possible later Sunday

Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step.

1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.

2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.

i popped by the wegmans to grab a couple things and entire shelves of produce were inexplicably gone. like, what are people even *making*

Jon Del Arroz | Pop Culture & Ga... • X.com @jondelarroz Now they're making a Masters of the Universe and giving He-man pronouns. These people won't stop until they ruin everything.

the woke mob is giving He-man pronouns

Programming note: We are working on our first call SNOWFALL FORECAST MAP. Aiming to post it by early afternoon. Let's GO SNOW!

A screenshot of Lala and Po from the teletubbies. The screenshot is clearly taken from someone's phone, as the borders of the tv can be seen, as well as glimpses into the apartment behind them. Po is in bed wrapped up in a blanket. The text below them reads "I know you were high at my mother-in-laws funeral..."

More screenshots from the Teletubbies. Lala seems to be upset with a terrified Po. the text below reads "Did you kill the dog? Why would you do that?!"

A third screenshot from the Teletubbies, this time the same scene as before. Po is wearing an apron while Lala seems to still be upset at him. The text below reads "You're nothing but a failure of a man."

In the 2010s, the Icelandic tv station Channel 2 accidentally added subtitles from a gritty crime drama to an episode of Teletubbies.

I have translated some of the highlights

Just caught peak.

This thread is absolutely peak

Humans always think they’ve covered their tracks and deleted their data, but they’re wrong a lot.

Image of a driver using a navigation app while they drive. Text overlay reads "Calling rideshare and taxi drivers: Congress wants to hear about your experiences with personal safety on the job."

Are you a rideshare driver (ex. Uber or Lyft) or taxi driver in the U.S.? If so, we want to hear about your experiences with personal safety for a report to Congress.

Make your voice heard & volunteer for a virtual discussion group using our quick survey: https://ow.ly/guXj50XY5tb

A split-image titled “The duality of my ADHD.” On the left, the ADHD Alien character looks overwhelmed, holding a tangled mass of colorful ribbons over their head. Text reads: “Burdened by a billion thoughts, struggling to finish anything.” The background is dark blue and heavy in tone. On the right, the same character appears calm and content, gently holding flowing, colorful ribbons. Text reads: “Master of a billion thoughts and ideas, connecting them like no one else can.” The background is warm and soft.

It’s over for y’all when I can finally decide what project to finish
Comic Archive / Resources adhd-alien.com

Amtrak GP38 locomotive in Phase 7 paint

Haven't seen a better-looking modern work loco

Lead poisoning and the most earth shattering BM of your life awaits you if you eat this

Poster that says They’re here! 🚆 Our new Metro Subway cars are officially in service. Be among the first to ride tomorrow, Friday, Jan. 9, from 10 AM–3 PM, starting at Owings Mills. Enjoy brighter lighting, larger windows, real-time digital signage, and more bike space. See you there!

They’re here! 🚆 Our new Metro Subway cars are officially in service. Be among the first to ride tomorrow, Friday, Jan. 9, from 10 AM–3 PM, starting at Owings Mills. Enjoy brighter lighting, larger windows, real-time digital signage, and more bike space. See you there!