Intuitive Witch ✨ @justjake5

Adorable! 🥰

14.02.2026 22:02 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Just finished If I Had Legs I’d Kick You and god DAMN Rose Byrne is incredible.

11.02.2026 03:40 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I love bush.

06.02.2026 20:29 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

This is apparently my 30s.

03.02.2026 01:47 — 👍 12 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Does anyone have athletic shorts they like that don’t get eaten up by your thighs when you walk/run?

Slutty shorts especially preferred.

02.02.2026 18:26 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The wrong Home Alone 2 actor died.

30.01.2026 18:24 — 👍 9735 🔁 2481 💬 25 📌 38

Do you ever just take some BOMB ASS nudes?

29.01.2026 03:13 — 👍 11 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

a man is sitting at a table with a plate of food and a cat . ALT: a man is sitting at a table with a plate of food and a cat .

I work out at the local Y.

And I spend the majority of my workout gawking at the hot dads, oscillating between:

“Does your wife know you’re a homosexual?”

And

“I can suck it better, I promise.”

28.01.2026 02:14 — 👍 10 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Snowy days call for extra coffee.

25.01.2026 17:35 — 👍 16 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

Alex Pretti was a colleague at the VA. We hired him to recruit for our trial. He became an ICU nurse- I lover working with him. He was a good kind person who lived to help and these fuckers executed him.

White. Hot. Rage.

24.01.2026 19:31 — 👍 60690 🔁 18933 💬 1406 📌 741

Fuck ICE. Fuck Donald Trump. Fuck Republicans. Fuck Democrats who sit idly by while Americans are gunned down in the streets. Fuck Christians using religion to justify murder and oppression.

This nation is being led by the dumbest imaginable people.

24.01.2026 17:38 — 👍 11 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Honestly, this math tracks.

22.01.2026 03:56 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I have, actually. And I highly recommend the experience!

20.01.2026 05:02 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Another one* bites the dust.

*pair of pants torn apart by my thighs

19.01.2026 22:02 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0