Brian

I <3 back squats

Heathcliff, it's me, I'm Cathy
I've come home, I'm so cold
Chocolate Chocolate Chocolate Aaack!

Hey Olympics viewer! NBC has the Super Bowl too! Did you know that? Did you possibly know that NBC is also showing the Super Bowl in addition to the Olympics? If you did not know this, NBC is definitely letting you, an Olympics viewer, that the Super Bow is also viewable on NBC!

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I thought it was Larry King

You'd have to join a polycule

"New Star Trek is bad, new Star Wars is bad, new superhero stuff is bad," Yeah yeah yeah man I get it, I was twelve and had a dad too it's not a perfect system read Faulkner or some shit don't worry so much about this stuff

Seeing the photos and videos from the the Krewe du Vieux parade from @herreraimages.bsky.social and others make me long to be in New Orleans right now

There are penguins in the advertisement so yes?

I am over this commercial for the cruise line for old people with an orchestral version of Freebird

Oh my!

Give it a name!

You know what would fix this snow problem, another Tsar Bomba!

Did you drive? How was parking?

I mean, maybe I should be?

Also why is WOKE AF written the other way?

A box of AQUARIUS ASTROLOGY PENCILS with the labels: YOU HAD ME AT REVOLUTION UP FOR LITERALLY ANYTHING SPIRITUAL GANGSTA WOKE AF POTENTIAL LIFE COACH BFF COLLECTOR ENIGMATIC BUT ALSO DRUNK AQUARIANS ARE SECRETLY SMARTER

I am not into astrology and I often have to be reminded of whatever sign thingie I am. My Mom sent me these pencils for my birthday and I don't think I am any of these things... except the drunk part on occasion.

Oh well hello there

SQUUUUUAAAAAATTTTSSSSSS

It's drag!

Bought my first bit of "full cow" leather this MAL weekend and I like it :)

I'm attempting Grizzly tonight which I may regret

The excessive amount of caffeine that I've ingested to partially mitigate my post-workout migraine this morning is making concentrating at work very difficult.

Methinks that you're actually doing a lot more now (gym after work, bringing your lunch, transporting a little fur baby to daycare, going by bicycle) than you did in the before times! So pat yourself on the back!

(I'm sure someone else has already done that one)

Slightly diminish a band:

9,999 Maniacs

These songs are bad.