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LOVE taxes

Never met a pool jet I didn’t get closely acquainted with

Here for you if you want to take a load off

Bingo Night or whatever

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Wait. Am I losing my mind? When tf did Amtrak stop running the Atchison, Topeka, and Santa Fe lines?

Trick (1999) really holds up, if you haven’t seen it recently.

The real ones have been on finasteride since before there was a generic and now have a GP who insists on prostatic-specific antigen testing a decade earlier than recommended.

Update: frozen pipe burst at his place. Had him over for a naked fireplace red wine moment and yada yada all that Metamucil did not go to waste.

lol having a banger of a day. I guess maybe in a way I should be happy that I had 40 vibrant years before finally being stood up & ghosted in public

MTV True Life: I Was Doxxed by Mid-Atlantic Bell

I could never betray the OG

Fun surprise bonus five inches last night. Dug myself out of the house yesterday to go to the gym only to find it closed. Thankfully I’d just lifted probably 1000lbs of snow. When god closes a door…

The hiatus is not showing 💪🏼🥵

At the only open restaurant in town and a screaming match between the two drunk queens on either side of me at the bar has broken out. I’m sitting here stone faced eating my little chowder and little oyster crackers and doing my little crossword puzzle as invective swirls 🙃

I’ve been embarrassed and ashamed to be a US citizen for the past decade; right now I don’t even know how to describe it. Not even embarrassment anymore. More like remorse and guilt and a sort of dull sense horror.

Holy Christ, amazing stuff. Thanks for sharing

It’s enjoyable! Ann Sothern was a treasure.

Holy sustained 50mph winds, Batman. Glad I bought two vape pens instead of none from the local lesbian veteran marijuana store proprietress today. I’m not leaving the house until Tuesday. (but I can and will host! I have gin and weed and Swiss Miss with the little marshmallows to share!)

Cranking it to this picture tonight, for sure 🥵

Beautiful.

Quote post a gif with a clue of where you’re from…

Hear me out

Butterfly is undeniably Mariah Carey’s magnum opus when you ain’t got a bitch in ya ear telling you her bangs look insane

Put this man in a pair of camo cargo shorts, Birkenstocks, and a Michelle Shocked concert tee from 1994, and he would look like Merriam-Webster‘s illustration of “Michigan Womyn’s Music Festival attendee”.

It was a pretty weak category that year. Any of the nominees winning Best Actress for those performances would have been a head-scratcher. But yes, a Tammy Faye portrayal winning is indeed crazy.

The cat I’m cat-sitting right now pushed open the bedroom door during an appointment I had earlier and now he won’t even come near me. I’ve tried explaining that I’m actually vers, but he gives back nothing but pity and scorn.

This is Stoughton erasure, fellas. They have an IKEA! To say nothing of the low NIROPE prices at their very own Cardi’s.