Jon

“Housing a slice of red velvet cake in the Wegmans parking lot” energy

She’s younger than Sting!

“The Chicago defense did not crack under pressure, but they bent.”

I have an OG gmail address and it’s still surprising what big name outfits don’t verify email.

This is how I know that Jon in Chicago who is a VP at a bank spends a staggering amount of money on Microsoft Xbox game downloads and add-ons.

It’s a desktop activity for sure

bsky.app/profile/stuc...

How is it not blindingly obvious to teachers that the 3-cue system leads people to read what they think the text ought to be instead of what it is?

bsky.app/profile/pged...

bsky.app/profile/mich...

You can look at this a few ways:

1. DHS/CBP/ICE are police in all but name and they should be abolished
2. If you disagree with point 1, what are city and state police doing to protect you from DHS/CBP/ICE?

I have been a police abolitionist for the last decade and this stance has never been more vindicated than it is right now.

I knew it! Brussels sprouts are ultra processed foods!

Reminds me of gangs. They’re bad! But no one can define what a gang is that doesn’t include all the organizations they like that Definitely Aren’t Gangs.

Trump take thanksgiving

timothy_thelen: My entire 50s have been taken up by this a$$hole. No wonder I feel like I'm 80.

Holy shit. My entire 40s.

The way European countries constantly dissolve their governments is starting to make more sense.

An album cover with a motor vehicle on it.

touché

Zero daylight between a modern Mocktail and a Shirley Temple

Reason number 3468241489 to not allow apps to access all of your camera roll. iOS lets you manage which select pictures any given app can see.

"She was living in a single room with three other individuals. One of them was male, and the other two were females. God only knows what they were up to in there. And furthermore Susan, I wouldn't be the least bit surprised to learn that all four of them habitually smoked marijuana cigarettes..."

De Morgan's law says yes!

Came here to say this

Hell yeah

It’s a tacit admission about which party is the adult in the room and which is merely a chaos agent.

Oh oh! So now we’re moving the goal posts?!

Coughing

This is how Okta got compromised and why I now have to pick a number out of three that matches the challenge before I can read my email in the morning.

It’s his day.