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She/her Professional flibbertigibbet, will o the wisp, and clown. Posts NSFW occasionally MDNI and all that. 18+ 47 πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ Feel free to dm, i feel free to ignore if i like! Trans rights are human rights. Support your local SW!

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Done :)

23.02.2026 02:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

ALERT! THE WEINERMOBILE WAS JUST SEEN TURNING ONTO LIBERTY STREET IN CINCINNATI! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! TAKE ALL APPROPRIATE WEINER RELATED PRECAUTIONS!

23.02.2026 01:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Great. So we only have this admins EPA standing in the way. Want to take bets on if they decide these facilities dont break the NEPA rules? We're so screwed.

23.02.2026 00:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

So all this fuss about ICE renting warehouses and factories is useless? If the Fed wants to stick 10k people in a suburb warehouse, there is literally nothing that can be done, short of invoking the NEPA? Why haven't they just done it? Why are our elected officials acting like anything can be done?

22.02.2026 23:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

As a silly example, could i rent my yard to the DOE to store radioactive waste? Would that make my yard "fed property" and thus immune from local laws against waste dumping? Presumably the NEPA would prevent that, but that law covers "major" federal projects? Is there a set definition of "major"?

22.02.2026 23:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

1. If private property is leased to the Federal Government does it then become "Federal Property" and no longer subject to local law?

2. Can local government zoning laws probibit a private property owner from leasing to the Feds?

22.02.2026 23:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

What stops them from declaring any property they want as "federal property"? Surely this admin is not going to allow itself to be fettered by the Eviornmental Protection Act, if it doesn't even plan on abiding by the Supreme Court?

22.02.2026 22:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Surely there is a distinction between renting and owning? What would stop the Fed from simply declaring any area they want to control "federal property"? Like, why couldn't The Government just declare all of Mpls to be "Federal Property" and order everyone off it?

22.02.2026 22:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Then how are any of these projects being held up at a local level?

22.02.2026 22:14 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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0/10, low effort bait.

But ya tried, kid. Don't worry, you'll get there!

22.02.2026 18:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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ICE Shackled Tourist Grandma, 65, and Held Her for Weeks Karen Newton had a valid tourist visa when she was detained for more than 40 days.

My advice to all persons outside the US is to stay as far away as you can. Boycott the World Cup. Boycott the 2028 Summer Games. Money is the only thing that matters to the rulers more than cruelty, and starving the US tourist economy is a good tactic.

22.02.2026 04:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You are literally insufferable. Literally.
Lit.
Er.
Al.
Ly.

Literally.

22.02.2026 02:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh Bevis! And I thought you were so rugged!

22.02.2026 01:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Lil Bit, the worlds cutest cat, lying stretched out on the top of a storage tote, with her front legs dangling down

Lil Bit, the worlds cutest cat, lying stretched out on the top of a storage tote, with her front legs dangling down

Lil' Bit relaxed

21.02.2026 23:25 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

He was born in Big Beaver by th borderline
He started playing hockey by th time he was 9
His dad took th hose and froze th back yard
And Little Buddy dreamed he was Rocket Richard
He grew up big and he grew up tough
He saw himself scoring for th Wings or Canucks
But he wasn't that good with a puck

21.02.2026 23:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Does it ever stop?

21.02.2026 19:12 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Once more unto the breachΒΉ, dear friends, once more...

ΒΉFor "breach" read "comfy warm bed"

21.02.2026 04:50 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I didnt see the post, but i sent a tip anyway because i felt too guilty that i HADN'T looked

21.02.2026 04:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

*YOU HAVE BEEN EATEN BY A GRUE*

21.02.2026 03:51 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A bunch of deep sea fishes including a gulper eel and some angler fish.

A bunch of deep sea fishes including a gulper eel and some angler fish.

Creatures from the deepest sea

20.02.2026 21:35 β€” πŸ‘ 2723    πŸ” 849    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 11

I honestly hope Scott Adam's actual living soul is trapped forever inside a virtual hellacape from which he can never escape, a la The Dixie Flatline.

19.02.2026 22:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

And you can laugh
A spineless laugh
We hope your rules and wisdom
choke you

And now we are one
In everlasting peace

We hope that you choke
That you choke

We hope that you choke
That you choke

We hope that you choke
That you choke

19.02.2026 22:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"You could do a lot worse than Mr Peanut, my friend!"

18.02.2026 20:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

He self-deported already to the UK, because of "harrassment"...

17.02.2026 19:43 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

There has to be a way to turn the vague wording and unclear enforcement back on them. If the result is "no public restrooms in idaho", thats going to backfire really quickly

17.02.2026 18:58 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

WELL, nothing stopping us from exercising our 2nd amendment rights, as well...

But seriously, how would this be enforced? What would stop someone from literally setting up camp outside a bathroom and literally challenging EVERYONE to "prove their sex"? If the potential rewards are so lucrative...

17.02.2026 18:57 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Hypothetically, whats to stop somone from accosting every bearded, muscled, masculine presenting person who goes into the Men's room and demanding proof they're not AFAB?

17.02.2026 18:49 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

My right to exist as i see fit, to define myself, to determine my own future... these are not topics up for "debate". My human dignity is not up for "debate".

These "But they wont even entertain our premise that they're subhuman!" arguments are totally disingenuous on their faces.

17.02.2026 17:40 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

WELL, we overlap a lot, you know...

17.02.2026 17:37 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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