Rebecca Rajendra

Can I put a turnip that sold for £240 at a Mhelliah (festival/party) in resin asks someone in Ramsey who must be Baldrick

It seems that Baldrick has won the lottery #Blackadder #IsleOfMan

A photo of some chocolate split in half. Inside the chocolate is the Black Lodge from Twjn Peaks (red curtains and zigzag floor). Caption reads "Parents please check your kid's Halloween candy... For the Black Lodge."

Happy Halloween!

’Tis now the very witching time of night,
When churchyards yawn and hell itself breathes out
Contagion to this world.

Reasons to visit your local haunted bookshop: Open Until Very Late (image: moonlit bookshop) Staff with nine hundred years experience (image: skeleton bookseller) Home delivery by Headless Hoseman or flying fiend (image: deliveries being made) Readings from famous authors (Image: Shakespeare zombie) Stay and browse forever (Image ghost in a bookshop)

Three @theguardian.com books cartoons from previous halloweens: 1. Haunted Bookshop

Happy Halloween y'all

ITS PIPES , MUM!

An IKEA instruction sheet for "NOSFERATU" that shows the bald-headed IKEA man telling you you'll need a hammer and a wooden stake for this. The next panel down shows two images. The first has a frowning IKEA man kneeling next to an open coffin while the moon is up. No, IKEA man. Do not do this. The next image is the same, but the sun is up and he's smiling. This is the way, IKEA man. The next panel shows IKEA man struggling to move a coffin on his own. The large black 'X' across this image shows what a terrible idea this is. The adjacent image has the bald-headed IKEA man getting the help of curly-haired IKEA man and moving coffins as a duo is now a doddle. The bottom panel shows a puzzled IKEA man staring into the open coffin while holding the stake and hammer. The last image shows IKEA man being bitten by the swirling figure emerging from the coffin. He's dropped his tools and is looking to curly-haired IKEA man for help, but curly-haired IKEA man has already shit his pants and is giving it legs in a cowardly act of self-preservation. Don't be surprised when bald-headed IKEA man comes tapping at your window in the dead of night, curly-haired IKEA man.

From this day in 2016.
#Halloween

My nam is Oz
And now I gon
My two vast trunkless
Legs of ston
Iz all that’s left
Of my long rul
The king of kings
Now ful of fuls

A black background decorated with gold illustrations of branches, stars, swords, ravens, and tiny ghost shapes. In the centre, bold text reads: “BIRDS BUT THEY GET SPOOKIER EACH TIME.” Two ravens perch on bare branches at the bottom, with candles glowing beside them.

Birds but they get spookier each time. 🎃👻

Enter if you dare...🚪

The Womble and The Clanger in the style of The Omen and The Exorcist

🧵I've posted them before, but here's my thread of horror/kids' TV double-bill cinema posters. Happy Halloween...
#halloween #cinema #graphicdesign #poster

‘Twas brillig, and the stubby limbs
Did stand and crumble in the grime:
All sunken were the phizigmims,
And the lippy sneers outclimb.
“Beware the Ozywok, my son!
The hand that rags, the heart that snacks!
Beware the King of Kings, and shun
The frumious Mandisnatch!”

Oh I wish I’d looked after me works
And not left me legs buried in dirt
Look on them there
And ye mighty, despair
Oh I wish I’d looked after me works

Philip Larkin’s this be the verse mangled into Ozymandias, the text reads They Oz you up, your mandyias. They may not mean to, but they do. They give you vast and trunkless legs A sunken shattered visage too. But they were Ozzed up in their turn By Mandyias upon the sand Who half the time had wrinkled lips And half in sneering cold command. Oz hands on mandyias to man. Like mighty works atop a shelf Look on them early as you can Ye mighty and despair yourself

Gonzo and Rizzo

And Doctor Who, which did NOT die...

I don't think I can ethically post Electric Soldier Porygon strobe effect so you'll just have to imagine it. ⚡️

tfw you’re an undercover cop & the other undercover cop says he’s an undercover cop #TheTraitors

You can't afford yacht to.

lan Levine @ian-levine.bsky.social The most important thing I will ever ask you to read in your entire life.

The photo posted by Ian, which is totally and utterly illegible to the human eye.

Ken Jeong, screwing his eyes up tightly and staring at a tiny piece of paper.

This makes me very concerned about my own, exhausting, 3 year 11 month secret battle with a gorilla

Repost with a photo of yours that would make a good album cover.

A snippet of a AI slop post, which refers to a restaurant having a "47 rating on Ooogle"

But it's so hard to get a 47 rating on Ooogle!

Sagittarius: The celestial energy is indicating the moment has come to make some important decisions. Apparently the celestial energy has forgotten that you suck at that.

A choose-your-own-adventure, cartoon composed of nine, numbered panels. Panel 1 reads: What do you want to research? Free will, go to 8. Telepathic Twins, Go to 2. New flavours of ice cream, go to 3. Playing chess with robots, go to 5. Commuter jetpacks, go to 4. However, whatever you chose you will eventually be forced to choose 'Free Will' and end up at panel 9, which reads: Your paper is rapturously received and you are rewarded with a huge grant! Go to 1.

Choose your own (research) adventure.
My cartoon for this week’s @newscientist.com

YouTube video by propertv Lisa Knapp - Shipping Song

And inspired the beautiful Shipping Song by Lisa Knapp youtu.be/0a-_Rdtbnow?...

So that's how it happened...

I enjoyed the Irish show a lot, it was similar to NZ in that people were playing the game well. I think it will be on iplayer in a few weeks.

I thought tonight was fun, though I was distracted by them not answering the Shakespeare question, I tried to work it out but the number depends on whether you use First Quarto or later versions 🫠 I do wonder though if they will all be too media savvy to really go for it... what did you make of it?

It'll be wild when Charlotte Church reveals she's been pretending to be Welsh this entire time #TheTraitorsUK #CelebrityTraitors

World War Knob