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Lady across from me on the train is eating the STINKIEST tuna sandwich I’m gonna fucking vomit my dudes

these are so clearly only controlled by humans it’s astounding how much everyone gives elon musk for lying to everyone all the time about everything

if you try to serve me a ‘woman-sized dinner’ i’m going to bury one of my ‘woman-sized fists’ in your eye socket

no idea

one of the great parts about the mix of conservative brain and individualism is that they are all unlikeable and so paranoid of others that they are incapable of forming friendships let alone an actual positive community

a group of people are standing next to each other in a room and dancing . ALT: a group of people are standing next to each other in a room and dancing .

One moment you’re young and sprightly, the next you’re posting Seinfeld gifs on the company intranet

It's all just Mechanical Turks with horrific labor conditions and alarming security risks.

Miércoles

the point of this isn't that Elon is getting Tolkien wrong

when your political homie has one too many drinks

Whatever happened to time-honoured tradition of doing it by just sticking the same guy in a hoodie/reversed baseball cap/bad wig

give greta thunberg a gundam

i’m willing to bet that like 90% of the “ai has a soul and it’s bigotry to treat a being different just because it’s not human” people eat meat

"The left are the bloodthirsty ones, and we finally have a reason to kill them all."

Ngl that side of book twitter was amazing lol

Im the president of the Aidan Shaw Hate Club

A four panel comic titled Bird Sounds. In panel 1, labeled thrush, a wood thrush sings its beautiful eeohlay song against a forest background. In panel 2, labeled wren, a winter wren delicately sings tweedly tweedly tweedly. In panel 3, labeled warbler, a yellow warbler delicately sings sweet sweet. In panel 4, labeled heron in a death metal font, a heron screams KRAAGH against a background of fire.

Bird sounds.

Goals tbh

Move over, Hemingway

Grocerybro, produce-cel, dry-goods goon

I'm pantrypilled

Saw a bumblebee tumbling around on the street this morning. It’s been hot for a while, so I checked if it needed water or something. Turns out there were two of them and they were being shameless exhibitionists. Absolutely filth

Guess going on ICE raids to film over 100 people getting arrested without due process while you accused them of being pedophiles wasn't the viral sensation you were hoping it would be

The anime is fire

It looks like yassified Wallace and Gromit

I’m sure these are all good and entertaining movies for kids, but Disney needs to move away from this ugly ass style and return to drawing things again imo

He smiles like he is in physical and emotional pain while holding in a fart

Several counts of homicide with big sword