Cornpapa 🦂

I have great appreciation for the hands free touchless piss BUT I think you need to ritualistically wash your hands after any use of a urinal just on some being a member of society type shit

@iwriteok.bsky.social i ain't reading this shit for self respect reasons but I gotta assume it'd go hard for a BtB book club type episode...

who knows how to make a Kickstarter for assembling the team from Freddy vs. Jason and forcing them to make Good Boy vs. Nightbitch

The Rolling Scabs - My Mom Smokes Pot (US, Punk) [1990] punk band comprised of two 13 year olds.

The Rolling Scabs - My Mom Smokes Pot (US, Punk) [1990] punk band comprised of two 13 year olds.
https://redd.it/8kdpvj
https://youtu.be/GBY9CUq3k5M

I was streaming a video call with my daughter to the TV (so the dog could say good night to her) and we started making abstract video art

Rowley: yogurt what's ligma?

Gurt: kid named finger

It's always zoo wee mama and never zoo wee ligma

it's all coming together... follow me for more gardening and homesteading tips

Just saw a real life meme; Cybertruck pulling out of Menards with 2 modestly sized planks of wood hanging awkwardly out the back 😭

goes hard

there's a reason he gets to feel like he's winning despite all evidence. It's because he knows what his real job is, and has been very successful at being a real useless piece of shit. He's winning something for somebody, it just doesn't have anything to do with fixing anything for any real people.

so happy for you. he sounds like such a little baby talking about "true facts" while citing none.

I know #severance is supposed to be dystopian, but I kinda wish real world workplace lore was more spooky and esoteric like at Lumon. Instead it's stuff like "only 1 of these 24 wifi printers can print the long labels, and you fired everyone who knows which one it is so..."

MANDALA EFFECT: you probably thought there was a dark cream soda based soft drink called "Dr. Peepiss" but I looked today and it's actually Dr. "Pepper" like the spicy tomato.

Sorry for clocking in late. again. I got emotional listening to sea shanties and the dear old songs of ireland in my car. again.

Yeah I'm an alpha.
cuz alphackin' cry if you yell at me.

one of my favorite running storylines in culture is that people treat JAMES BOND as a franchise full of classic, beloved movies that has only recently lost its way, when the reality is that literally almost every single movie in the history of the franchise sucks.

I actually recommend doing smoke on the water, but instead of the normal power chord, drop the secondary tone down one fret and play it with #KnockedLoose style 4ths, thank me later

what riff do you play when you go to the guitar store? It's always Raining Blood for me, just something that's driven into my muscle memory pretty good so I won't flub and run out crying.

do not say stairway to heaven even if it's supposed to be funny.

Let people enjoy things, except bowling a 300 with a house ball, which must ne'er be spake of

This is probably not a unique observation, but I think Quentin Tarantino owes his whole career to Wild at Heart (1990). Indirectly, then, Christoph Walz owes his 2009 Oscar to Nicolas Cage. Who could then pawn it to buy more dinosaur bones, which whips ass.

someone make a fake video of barron, elon, and joe rogan saying it would be 'based' for him to do that. this is an ethical use of AI.

one kind of cool thing about president darneld trump is that he's maybe stupid enough to get tricked into just selling the country to china??

your child's public school teacher can't even indoctrinate them enough to make them stop yelling skibidi rizz ohio, how tf are you worried they're going to "turn them trans"...

hmm bluesky's video encoding turned this entire thing into a nauseating hyperpop glitch and imma just leave it that way

probably never see this house again so i had to play the only song that matters on the haunted piano one final time (it's not coming with us cuz it's full of ghosts) #elderscrolls #morrowind #nerevarrising

this is canon

Real horseshoe theory in action

Homeless American taxpaying man freezes to death in the winter on the sidewalk streets, cold, while Israel takes billions.

While this guy freezes to death in winter, teeth rotting, agonizing 24/7 after paying taxes & working for America ... Israel has taken $17.9B from US in 1 year. There are 650,000 homeless in America: That's $26,000 per unhoused person just so a rich apartheid 6000 miles away can bomb kids. Thoughts?