being so brave and going to the function where I only know the host

and for it all to happen on the 49ers field… bring tears to my eyes 🥹🥹

THE SEATTLE SEAHAWKS ARE YOUR SUPER BOWL LX CHAMPIONS 🏆

Drunken Seahawks Fans Climbing Space Needle

Drunken Seahawks Fans Climbing Space Needle

MY TEAM IS WINNING THIS DAWG

nauuurrr u weren’t supposed to let them score

in nyc this weekend. tried to order gloves from three different places and they all canceled. 💔 rip to my fingers it was a nice ride

some guy started chatting me up at the racing mount pleasant show and less than 2 minutes later he’s reminiscing to me about the geese show. let’s try harder not to live up to these stereotypes please.

Good thing I stopped counting so this is not true!

Thomas Harley was asked about his game-winning goal last night, and he reacted like someone was removing his appendix with a pair of barbecue tongs.

being a pedestrian in dc rn means u can’t cross the street without either playing irl frogger or summiting the Himalayas. lovely :)

all these concerts still playing today in the snow like I hope ur excited for your audience of 10

SEAHAWKS SUPER BOWL WE ARE SOOOOO BACKKKKK

go hawks. claiming my local status again!

playing chicken with my neighbors to see who will shovel first

coma cinema in town the same night as ratboys is crazy work . 🙁

sorry to everyone in DC but I did book movers this weekend. so the snowstorm will most definitely happen and live up to the hype. my apologies

this traitors cast is…. Something!

fortywhiners ‼️🗣️

SEAHAWKS ILY SO MUCH MY TEAMMMM

why did no one tell me the rush u get from Facebook marketplace omg

had the maintenance come fix my heater. they left and set the remotes to 78 degrees as if I’m a rich man. however there is still no air blowing. besties what ?

moving out of my basement apartment = abandoning all my roomie cellar spiders 😔😔💔💔

happy first Monday of 2026! some guy threatened to shoot everyone on the bus this afternoon and then assaulted the bus driver <3 this will surely be a beautiful year!

fireworks are 30 seconds early. bad juju for 206.

pop up bagels opening in dc??? nyc has 24 hours to respond

what to do when every single thing your manager says to you pisses you off?

no one asked me if I wanted Quinn Hughes on the Minnesota mild and the answer is: I don’t! Keep him close to the pacific. Actually, send him to buffalo.

central conference aka Oops all top Dmen!

making this abundantly clear - I am NOT a Plano stars enthusiast