jason vertucio

I've been an adult for my whole life minus like 25 years (give or take). I shouldn't need to make "Aaaaaah" sounds when I gargle.

A weird thing about being autistic and not very in touch with your emotions is that you often don't realise you like someone and are starting to think of them as a friend until you get a weird urge to bite them.

Where my people at?

FTC Takes Action Against Amazon for Enrolling Consumers in Amazon Prime Without Consent and Sabotaging Their Attempts to Cancel The Federal Trade Commission is taking action against Amazon.com, Inc.

Yes! Make them pay!
I am all for consumer rights. If a company makes a mistake, they should resolve it as quickly as possible. They should not receive the people they provide a service to, and they should not make it so hard to freaking cancel!

www.ftc.gov/news-events/...

ok but does Netflix use Vue?

So I was just sitting here, eating my Aldi risotto, and I suddenly thought,

If I have Autism already, does that mean it's okay to take Tylenol?

Only in my dreams. Only in my dreams.

I'm jamming to the hold music I'm listening to, which is also some background music from This American Life.

No, no, no! All it said was, Introducing Billie Piper!

Sometimes I wonder if people with the same last name as me are related to me. Like this guy. www.501csw.usafe.af.mil/News/Photos/...

Also, it's nice to see the Fugitive Doctor every once in a while, and I really wish she'd get her own spinoff series. Like, now.

Unrelated but I love your hair colours

I mean, I know all of the Doctors are pretty good looking since 10, but this Doctor is pretty all right!!!

(And I know 5 and maybe 3 and 8 were also easy on the eyes, but my favourites by looks are 13-15, and yes 14 not 10 because reasons)

What makes the DH-17 Blaster Pistol so effective against Stormtroopers, especially in intense battles like on the Tantive IV? Jay Hardwick's answer: Let’s start with correcting some misinformation. The DH-17 is not so effective against Stormtroopers. During the Raid on Tantive IV, the Stormtroopers were able to overwhelm the...

Nerd alert. #StarWars #TantiveIV #ANewHope #RebelScum #ISB #e11 #dh17

All I want is a 10-round MP5 magazine that isn't made by ETS, is that so hard?!

Oh is THAT what rawdogging is!

Q: A pickle pizza? What the heck is that??

A: Delicious! A pickle pizza is delicious!

Thanks, Other Scott!

I'm afraid to go to Reddit... what are they saying...?

Posted on Bluesky!

An image from ABC News Live taken from a chair in a nail salon, the spotlight reading, "Trump administration offers flights and $1,000 to migrants who 'self-deport'"

Dear everyone who voted for Trump,

Are you okay paying for all this through your taxes? Imand if so, can ... can you just pay, not me? I kinda wanted my money to go towards environmental initiatives.

Love,

J

I just found out Bluesky went down yesterday! I guess I better start working on my own uhh network node or whatever you call it!

Wait a minute, I share a birthday with DAVID TENNANT, VANESSA KIRBY, **AND** HAYLEY MILLS?????

Donald Trump signs order to 'make America's showers great again' The US president says he wants to "take care of my beautiful hair" as he eases water flow rules.

This man is such a narcissist that he has to tell such an unbelievable story about how long it takes to get his hair washed in the shower. He has a much better example in his third wife, Melania. Like, seriously dude? We all know you wear a toupee!

www.bbc.com/news/article...

I'm Married But Never Wanted To Have Sex. A Single Word From My Therapist Changed Everything. "It was like she had unlocked the door to a word I didn’t even realize I knew but that I had been waiting to hear my entire life."

For those out there who need to hear something like this—or, rather, read.

TRUMP HAS GONE TOO FAR

#superman #krypto #doglife

A friend of mine recently passed away, and you know what? No, I'm not okay.

Wait Sabrina is from Quakertown???

YouTube video by Doctor Eye Health What Is Astigmatism REALLY Doing To Your Eyes?

This is how I see without my glasses. So it's weird to be seeing this with my glasses on while I'm watching a video on my phone.