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(standing there with my hands on my hips watching the firefighters extinguish my house) And don't forget that bit over there

20.07.2025 23:04 β€” πŸ‘ 337    πŸ” 30    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
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Numb but it's the Portal radio youtu.be/AY8jZzBf2KM

27.07.2025 03:42 β€” πŸ‘ 214    πŸ” 42    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 1

CEO of Oreo Cookies: the oreo cookie is as important as oxygen

16.07.2025 03:18 β€” πŸ‘ 13598    πŸ” 3035    πŸ’¬ 129    πŸ“Œ 33
Neck Deep - All Distortions Are Intentional
SpiritBox - Eternal Blue
Dance Gavin Dance - Mothership
Sea in the Sky - Everything All at Once

Neck Deep - Life's Not Out to Get You
Deftones - Diamond Eyes
Eidola - The Architect
Destroy Rebuild Until God Shows - Destroy Rebuild Until God Shows

The Bunny the Bear - Stories
Saosin - Along the Shadow
Issues - Beautiful Oblivion
American Football - American Football (LP3)

Crosses - Crosses
Health - Death Magic
Meliorist - Patterns
Myka, Relocate - The Young Souls

Neck Deep - All Distortions Are Intentional SpiritBox - Eternal Blue Dance Gavin Dance - Mothership Sea in the Sky - Everything All at Once Neck Deep - Life's Not Out to Get You Deftones - Diamond Eyes Eidola - The Architect Destroy Rebuild Until God Shows - Destroy Rebuild Until God Shows The Bunny the Bear - Stories Saosin - Along the Shadow Issues - Beautiful Oblivion American Football - American Football (LP3) Crosses - Crosses Health - Death Magic Meliorist - Patterns Myka, Relocate - The Young Souls

new topster

08.07.2025 22:56 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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lancer in profile

30.06.2025 11:34 β€” πŸ‘ 3032    πŸ” 932    πŸ’¬ 24    πŸ“Œ 14
disturbed - ten thousand fists
seether - finding beauty in negative spaces
issues - issues
issues - beautiful oblivion
linkin park - minutes to midnight
green day - american idiot
volumes - different animals
aether realm - tarot
linkin park - from zero
bleed - somebody's closer
neck deep - life's not out to get you
relient k - mmhmm
linkin park - meteora
attack attack! - someday came suddenly
outline in color - jury of wolves
kmfdm - xtort

disturbed - ten thousand fists seether - finding beauty in negative spaces issues - issues issues - beautiful oblivion linkin park - minutes to midnight green day - american idiot volumes - different animals aether realm - tarot linkin park - from zero bleed - somebody's closer neck deep - life's not out to get you relient k - mmhmm linkin park - meteora attack attack! - someday came suddenly outline in color - jury of wolves kmfdm - xtort

topster albums past few months

14.01.2025 08:11 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
A screenshot of a New York Times update that says: In Grand Central Terminal, Leon Chang, 26, of Brooklyn, said he had not heard of congestion pricing and asked what it was. When explained it was a toll for cars entering Manhattan, he then asked β€œWhat do you mean? What is a car?” Walking outside, we showed him a vehicle parked on the street. He gently touched the hood of the car. β€œYou wish to forbid these majestic beasts from entering the city,” he said in a wistful tone. β€œIt is a folly of man. The desire to tame the world around us.”

A screenshot of a New York Times update that says: In Grand Central Terminal, Leon Chang, 26, of Brooklyn, said he had not heard of congestion pricing and asked what it was. When explained it was a toll for cars entering Manhattan, he then asked β€œWhat do you mean? What is a car?” Walking outside, we showed him a vehicle parked on the street. He gently touched the hood of the car. β€œYou wish to forbid these majestic beasts from entering the city,” he said in a wistful tone. β€œIt is a folly of man. The desire to tame the world around us.”

where does the new york times even find these people

07.01.2025 16:50 β€” πŸ‘ 26789    πŸ” 3578    πŸ’¬ 722    πŸ“Œ 338
cat looks longingly at a bowl of yams

cat looks longingly at a bowl of yams

he wants sweet potato

29.11.2024 04:37 β€” πŸ‘ 36    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
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21.11.2024 13:58 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

suuuure

29.01.2024 00:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

renaming this account to jeff covid updates

25.01.2024 01:54 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Google search results
BuzzFeed.com - Nancy Reagan Oral Sex Explained
People also searched for
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Google search results BuzzFeed.com - Nancy Reagan Oral Sex Explained People also searched for Nancy Reagan cause of death

11.12.2023 11:21 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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and the really embarrassing stuff

30.11.2023 00:01 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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>w<

30.11.2023 00:00 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

before taking vyvanse: why is god punishing me

after taking vyvanse: i am going to Punish god

28.11.2023 20:56 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

the existence of Dr. Pepper implies the existence of Dr. Salt

09.08.2023 22:41 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

i use 24 hour time because fuck 12

09.08.2023 12:07 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
cdc.gov: Radiological Exposure Device (RED)
What is a Radiological Exposure Device (RED)?
Radioactive material could be hidden from sight to expose people to radiation without their knowledge. These devices are called Radiological Exposure Devices (RED), or hidden sealed sources.
REDs could be hidden from sight in a public place (e.g. under a subway seat, in a food court, or in a busy hallway). People who sit or pass close to the site of a RED could be exposed to radiation.

cdc.gov: Radiological Exposure Device (RED) What is a Radiological Exposure Device (RED)? Radioactive material could be hidden from sight to expose people to radiation without their knowledge. These devices are called Radiological Exposure Devices (RED), or hidden sealed sources. REDs could be hidden from sight in a public place (e.g. under a subway seat, in a food court, or in a busy hallway). People who sit or pass close to the site of a RED could be exposed to radiation.

Figure 1. Hidden Sealed Radioactive Source (Radiological Exposure Device) in Train Car

150 Ci Iridium-192 Source Under Seat

Figure 1. Hidden Sealed Radioactive Source (Radiological Exposure Device) in Train Car 150 Ci Iridium-192 Source Under Seat

why does the cdc have a page for this. has this actually ever happened before

08.08.2023 12:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

if you call 911 and ask to speak to a manager they're legally required to forward you to the president

08.08.2023 11:36 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

maybe i will just post my current benign or insane irl status like classic microblogging style

06.08.2023 10:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

maybe i will post all of the unhinged stuff that normally goes in my drafts folder here

06.08.2023 06:37 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

replace your boot drive, ram, motherboard, and power supply. should fix it

06.08.2023 06:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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