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Garrett

@mrthedespoiler.bsky.social

Resident Gaming Disaster Bisexual. One day I'll be funny on the internet. He/Him. Happily Married. LGBTQ+ friendly, Trans Rights are Human Rights. Fuck Trump. Elon is a Nazi.

79 Followers  |  129 Following  |  401 Posts  |  Joined: 21.10.2023  |  2.0258

Latest posts by mrthedespoiler.bsky.social on Bluesky

What's gayer:
1. Being gay
2. Whatever Pat and Woolie have going on

30.10.2025 05:37 β€” πŸ‘ 490    πŸ” 67    πŸ’¬ 14    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œwhat radicalized you” idk paying attention

29.10.2025 17:03 β€” πŸ‘ 12455    πŸ” 4060    πŸ’¬ 102    πŸ“Œ 119

So I'm a few hours in and I'm really enjoying Tormented Souls. I know a sequel just dropped so I'm excited to see where this goes!

30.10.2025 03:01 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Mexican WWII poster

Mexican WWII poster

This Mexican WWII poster is some of the hardest shit ever

30.10.2025 01:19 β€” πŸ‘ 2602    πŸ” 550    πŸ’¬ 34    πŸ“Œ 60
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🚨 THE BUNLITH ANIME IS REAL 🚨

πŸŽ‰Introducing BUNLITH: THE WITCH UP STAIRS πŸ‡πŸ‡

πŸ“… EPISODE 1 is premiering on November 3rd (thats in 5 days!!)

πŸ“ˆ KICKSTARTER CAMPAIGN FOR SEASON 1 launching at the same time!!!

SUBSCRIBE SO YOU DON'T MISS THE LAUNCH: youtube.com/@b0tster

29.10.2025 17:00 β€” πŸ‘ 7173    πŸ” 2800    πŸ’¬ 357    πŸ“Œ 160

My question for him would probably be something about Calvinball.

29.10.2025 13:47 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If I could ask Bill Waterson one question, it would be: Alright so what exactly *is* atomic napalm? Is it regular napalm with like CBRN contaminants in it? Or is it a new kind of napalm that involves the fusion and/or fission of radioisotopes? I've wondered this since childhood.

29.10.2025 12:45 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

But why?

29.10.2025 09:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
The original Far Side Cow Tools Cartoon by Gary Larson. A cow stands on its hind legs behind a table, staring blankly at the viewer from behind its heavy brow ridge. On the table are four crudely made tools: a lump, a lump with an offset crooked handle, a long stick with hooked prongs at the end, and a crude handsaw with irregular teeth. In the background a barn sits on a hill. Caption reads, "Cow tools."

The original Far Side Cow Tools Cartoon by Gary Larson. A cow stands on its hind legs behind a table, staring blankly at the viewer from behind its heavy brow ridge. On the table are four crudely made tools: a lump, a lump with an offset crooked handle, a long stick with hooked prongs at the end, and a crude handsaw with irregular teeth. In the background a barn sits on a hill. Caption reads, "Cow tools."

43 years ago today, readers the world over opened their newspapers and gazed upon cow tools for the first time. happy birthday cow tools. you look great.

28.10.2025 12:23 β€” πŸ‘ 14180    πŸ” 4407    πŸ’¬ 118    πŸ“Œ 249
3 years SIGNALIS!
Thank you from rose-engine

3 years SIGNALIS! Thank you from rose-engine

SIGNALIS was released 3 years ago today.

It still feels like a dream that people still play,
discuss and create fanart of our game today ✨

Thank you for your support throughout the years!

27.10.2025 17:56 β€” πŸ‘ 5960    πŸ” 2052    πŸ’¬ 166    πŸ“Œ 81

i hate it when people give out reckless and irresponsible firearms advice online. you don't want to use anything less than .300wm when shooting appliances inside your home.

27.10.2025 22:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1722    πŸ” 188    πŸ’¬ 87    πŸ“Œ 8
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As SNAP benefits come under threat, a Detroit farmer is stepping up to help fill the void The federal shutdown has put SNAP benefits at risk for millions of Americans. Urban farmers like Travis Peters are stepping up to ensure their communities can eat.

The government shutdown has put SNAP benefits at risk for millions of Americans. Travis Peters, an urban farmer in Detroit, is giving out free produce tomorrow

'If it's getting tight, my food is free. Don’t even sweat that'

27.10.2025 23:06 β€” πŸ‘ 9734    πŸ” 3511    πŸ’¬ 260    πŸ“Œ 249
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Twilight Princess - Midna & Zelda! πŸŒ™βœ¨

#legendofzelda #fanart

26.10.2025 16:35 β€” πŸ‘ 4425    πŸ” 1272    πŸ’¬ 30    πŸ“Œ 5
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Robert PLEASE DO THIS

27.10.2025 01:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Next time a politician attributes antisemitism to Zohran Mamdani I hope a journalist asks them, "Given that Mamdani has a plurality of the Jewish vote in NYC, explain why you think you know better than Jewish voters? Either you're ignorant, or you think Jewish New Yorkers are ignorant. Which is it?"

26.10.2025 01:19 β€” πŸ‘ 675    πŸ” 148    πŸ’¬ 16    πŸ“Œ 5

performative male mtg player: thot vessel? i think all vessels are queens

25.10.2025 17:38 β€” πŸ‘ 73    πŸ” 15    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0

Outdoor is probably for the best. Fewer close range engagements, typically a more relaxed play environment

26.10.2025 11:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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More Karlach drawings!(2023)❀️‍πŸ”₯πŸ”₯

#nsfwart #pinup #BG3

25.10.2025 17:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1262    πŸ” 228    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 0
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wow, which common vaccine was it?

23.10.2025 22:04 β€” πŸ‘ 7933    πŸ” 1785    πŸ’¬ 112    πŸ“Œ 86

Absolutely CRISP colors my dude, well done

23.10.2025 11:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

⚠️ Google has given you access to The Computer That Lies.

⚠️ You are now required to use The Computer That Lies.

29.01.2025 20:06 β€” πŸ‘ 2889    πŸ” 504    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 13

Since I’m seeing the comparisons again, your regular reminder that comparing Trump to Marie Antoinette is unkind. Marie Antoinette helped convince France to back the colonists during the Revolutionary War and was thus a significant positive for America.

23.10.2025 06:30 β€” πŸ‘ 711    πŸ” 91    πŸ’¬ 15    πŸ“Œ 3

It’s crazy that we invented the internet and then it completely tore us apart. Like imagine if we invented the mass produced assembly line automobile and then it caused 40,000 deaths per wait

22.10.2025 14:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1347    πŸ” 260    πŸ’¬ 23    πŸ“Œ 7

Today I woke up to someone's take that AAA titles should cost $100, and no, absolutely not.
Most people these days already have trouble paying for their costs of living. Plus, we've seen so many unfinished AAA games, while more AA games have started to overshadow them.

23.10.2025 07:12 β€” πŸ‘ 87    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 2
A man holding an old AK-47, rejecting modern rifle attachments and saying "Nyet! Rifle is fine!"

A man holding an old AK-47, rejecting modern rifle attachments and saying "Nyet! Rifle is fine!"

A man holding a modernized AK rifle, rejecting old wooden rifle furniture and saying "Nyet! It's not the 40s anymore Grandpa!"

A man holding a modernized AK rifle, rejecting old wooden rifle furniture and saying "Nyet! It's not the 40s anymore Grandpa!"

There are two wolves inside me that argue every time I look at my E&L AKS74U. #airsoft

23.10.2025 11:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Being an adult is knowing you have the power to buy and entire log of pepperoni but the willpower to resist doing so

23.10.2025 09:05 β€” πŸ‘ 76    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

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