Cee Tee Jackson

Aim for the stars … crash & burn.

Scored a stunning goal but should've opted for a simple one! Still, 93.33% is impressive—thanks, haters, for withholding those likes!

My own goal.

Always ambitious, our author aimed for the stars but settled for a few book sales. Now, at sixty-seven, they're aiming for thirty 'Likes' – the toughest challenge yet. Good luck!

Art & Soul.

In school, I was so bad at art they suggested I pursue something else, like knitting. Now, I've matured like fine cheese and appreciate it, mostly thanks to my wife's impressive skills!

What rips YOUR knitting? As I age, I’ve become a professional grump! Sports commentators, ATMs, and their "just about" nonsense drive me crazy. Standards are slipping faster than my patience—someone save my knitting!

What rips YOUR knitting?

As I age, I’ve become a professional grump! Sports commentators, ATMs, and their "just about" nonsense drive me crazy. Standards are slipping faster than my patience—someone save my knitting!

Aye, Aye … it’s AI.

Artificial Intelligence: the double-edged sword of creativity! It can spread fake news or make you giggle. Just don’t let it write your novel or it’ll end up in a grammar graveyard!

Can he do it? No he can’t!

Bob's blueprint blooper turned his house into a funhouse—tilted and guilt-ridden!

Cee Tee’s in da (Reader’s) House!

Reader's House, London's literary hotspot, features bestsellers and indie dreamers. A grumpy Scotsman skeptically accepted an interview, only to discover it was "quite good"—or as he’d say, "bloody excellent!"

Strictly not dancing.

Hey! It's Tuesday! Run for the hills ... it's Limerick Time! :-D

Front page news! 😀 Now my Sudden Cardiac Arrest is officially 'old news,' I bet you thought it safe to pick up a local newspaper once again without seeing my fizzer on the front page. OOOPS! Sorry ... 😀

Front page news!

😀 Now my Sudden Cardiac Arrest is officially 'old news,' I bet you thought it safe to pick up a local newspaper once again without seeing my fizzer on the front page. OOOPS! Sorry ... 😀

Author-ized.

Thanks to my old pals and curious onlookers for making my book event a surprise reunion! Note to self: next time, talk more about the book instead of my awkward charm!

Live long and … I’ve forgotten!

Surprise! :) I bet you weren't expecting this nonsense when it's not Tuesday, yet. :-D

A Weighty Problem.

Another silly little rhyme to brighten up your Tuesday. Or maybe not ...

The Misspelling Bea.

You know it goes, when your mind turns into mush! :-D

WANTED! … well, I hope so. Nostalgia hits hard; back to where the awkwardness started!

WANTED! … well, I hope so.

Nostalgia hits hard; back to where the awkwardness started!

Just a wee limerick.

The word today was 'just.' JUST A WEE LIMERICK. This week it’s so difficult, what can I rhymeAnd crowbar into the following line?A word so like ‘just,’Is an absolute ‘must,’Hey! I’ve done it – this is just fine!

Writing, just for a laugh.

I write for a laugh. Well, hopefully.

I used to enjoy promoting & marketing my books …

Uh oh! This is spooky! My attempt to have an AI generated excerpt was 'flagged' by the system. Would that be due to the post being about ... AI??!! (Authors - this is what we're up against.) :-D

‘Diddly Squat: Pigs Might Fly’ by Jeremy Clarkson.

(***** Five out of five stars.) This'll be brief. I've already 'reviewed' the two previous books in this series by Jeremy Clarkson. And this one is really just more of the same. That's a good thing though - if it ain't broke, why 'fix' it? Jeremy…

An offer he shouldn’t refuse.

Another nonsense limerick.

Beats me!?!

I don't get it!How is it that since I published my new book on Amazon four weeks ago (did I tell you I'd published a new book? 😉 ) the only people who seem interested / find it on the internet, are those who promise to get it in front of a buying market? At a price, of course.

Jailhouse talk!

The word today was 'cells.' Jailhouse talk! The estate agent's work was such a tedious chore, She decided she wanted to do it no more.She now works inside jailsAnd makes plenty of sales ...Selling new cells on the 'C' floor.

Dragon ointment.

The word today was, 'rich.' DRAGON OINTMENT.An entrepreneur with a terrible itchOn Dragon’s Den made a very bold pitch.See … she’d invented a creamThat worked like a dream,Now Deborah and her are both rich.

It’s ‘NO LAUGHING MATTER ….’ Read this and ‘DAMP DOGS & RABBIT WEE’ for £0.99 each!

Get your copies of 'Damp Dogs & Rabbit Wee' and 'No Laughing Matter ...' for £0.99 each, before 24th July.

Shameless self-promotion & a plea for help. Sorry to be a pest, but I really need your help! :)

Shameless self-promotion & a plea for help.

Sorry to be a pest, but I really need your help! :)

vm.tiktok.com/ZNdaw6yKS/

amzn.eu/d/47Pqgd8

Not to be sneezed at.

The word today was 'sneeze.' NOT TO BE SNEEZED AT. She was known as a compulsive deceiver.So when she succumbed to a terrible fever,She’d cough and she’d sneezeAnd emit a bronchial wheeze,But nobody cared ... or even believed her.

One stop blog tour! I know, I know. I really should get my act together and start telling the world just how good 'A SPACE HOPPER KILLED MY HAMSTER ... amusing tales of growing up in the '60s & '70s' is. Even if it isn't. Though it is. Well - one reader thinks so, with the first five-star review recorded on Amazon today.

One stop blog tour!

I know, I know. I really should get my act together and start telling the world just how good 'A SPACE HOPPER KILLED MY HAMSTER ... amusing tales of growing up in the '60s & '70s' is. Even if it isn't. Though it is. Well - one reader thinks so, with the first five-star review…

“It’s alive! It’s alive!” (Well, not the hamster, obviously.)

Finally! 'A SPACE HOPPER KILLED MY HAMSTER ... amusing tales of growing up in the '60s & '70s' is alive and unleashed on an expectant world today, 4th July 2025. Now available to download or buy in paperback, here.

1 day to go! ‘A SPACE HOPPER KILLED MY HAMSTER …amusing tales of growing up in the ’60s & ’70s‘ will be published via Amazon, in both paperback and Kindle formats, on Friday 4th July ... that's tomorrow! (Eeeek!!) GALLERY OF CHAPTER IMAGES FROM SECTION #1: 'SCHOOL DAYS.'

1 day to go!

‘A SPACE HOPPER KILLED MY HAMSTER …amusing tales of growing up in the ’60s & ’70s‘ will be published via Amazon, in both paperback and Kindle formats, on Friday 4th July ... that's tomorrow! (Eeeek!!) GALLERY OF CHAPTER IMAGES FROM SECTION #1: 'SCHOOL DAYS.'

2 days to go! ‘A SPACE HOPPER KILLED MY HAMSTER …amusing tales of growing up in the ’60s & ’70s‘ will be published via Amazon, in both paperback and Kindle formats, on Friday 4th July. EXCERPT FROM CHAPTER #17 - CARAVAN HOLIDAY HELL. From the 1950s through The Seventies, caravan ownership boomed in the UK. The desire for more leisure time, coupled with the growing ease of obtaining credit and at that time, the expense of foreign travel, made owning one of these monstrosities seem attractive.

2 days to go!

‘A SPACE HOPPER KILLED MY HAMSTER …amusing tales of growing up in the ’60s & ’70s‘ will be published via Amazon, in both paperback and Kindle formats, on Friday 4th July. EXCERPT FROM CHAPTER #17 - CARAVAN HOLIDAY HELL. From the 1950s through The Seventies, caravan ownership boomed…