ghoul power.

my boss said hitler was a good leader in our morning meeting 🫠

🗣️THIS WAS ALL IN PROJECT 2025. YA KNOW THE BOOK THEY SAID WASNT REALLY GOING TO TAKE PLACE. WELL ITS ON TARGET TO BE COMPLETED BY JULY.

I found out one of my players’ parents in on Ted Cruz’s woke scientist list and like ?? This knowing a celebrity

pertussis outbreak at my school!!! i love that people dont vaccinate anymore

they definitely killed foggy

Just saw a farmer say, "you don't have to admit you were wrong, you have to admit you were lied to, " and idk that seems like a good framing to call people in

A vampire holds up an invitation to a Super Bowl party, points at the football and says “That’s the owl’s egg.” Another man looks at him bemusedly. A still from What We Do In the Shadowsz

I have zero interest in the Super Bowl, but I always pay homage to the Superb Owl.

Tom is so annoying and terrible that I grew to enjoy his character but never liked him.

student loan friends--if you've paid off a fed student loan, check your credit report. they are reappearing as new accounts and new debt :))))))

for sure. I wonder if your plan never covered it for weight loss, but they were covering it so if they highlight everything else and fight for you I hope you win. Or we get a Luigi.

That’s insane

I'm trying to understand, did what your insurance covering change in the new year or are they just denying and hoping you don't appeal and fight

what the actual fuck

Have they declined coverage for all of those types of meds or just the one that you’re on? Because that’s crazy, but I’m not surprised hopefully your doctors and you can convince them.

Hey remember when George Lucas was like “hurr durr Trade Wars” and we were like that’s so silly and he was like no wait that’s how Emperor Palpatine comes to power and we were like you are obviously dumb Jorge.

if we staff ICE with Uvalde police officers, they'll never enter schools

I picked up my jewelry at the jeweler’s the other day and saw a preowned piece, bought it, then looked it up on google to see people selling it for $1500 🫠🫠🫠

I am somehow never surprised but constantly disappointed.

Here I am, a factory worker enjoying his lunch in the North End of Boston on January 15, 1919. I’ve survived the influenza pandemic, I’m feeling good about life, and I’ve never been more confident I will not be swallowed up by a flood of liquid sugarcane extract

looking good

I fixed it!!! and I didn't have to recode anything but 4 lines I could cry

I redid my tumblr theme for demons and broke my drop down menus and have to recode that shit by hand now

"You should use AI for teaching"

I'd rather die.

tbh I only keep apps to see what all of you all are up to but i am thinking of returning to tumblr. I think my history page needs to become more active lmao

I deleted the app on my phone within a week 😅

someone cut the fiber optics cord and nobody in the south of the county has internet

my specialist degree has made my take home pay go up $400 🥹

save sucks, we're all in purgatory just....waiting.

CANCEL SCHOOL FOR ME PLS

I will share anything of info, if youre on save you probably wont be paying for awhile. they said earliest december 2025 so i'm just spinning my wheels and hoarding money