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Nutritionists Recommend Following Occasional Trail Of Sweets Into Dark Forest To Help Manage Cravings
Nutritionists Recommend Following Occasional Trail Of Sweets Into Dark Forest To Help Manage Cravings
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ME: *walking with my girlfriend* One thing you don't know about me is my friends call me 'The Postman'
HER: *all cute* Is that because you always deliver? 
ME: *suddenly being attacked by a dog* It is not
Finally watching Severance
22.01.2025 23:08 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0In defending the J-6 pardons, Trump said, βThese people were targeted by the DOJ.β
Yes. 
When you commit a crime you are then targeted by law-enforcement so they can catch you. Thatβs not a defense. 
βYour honor, after my client robbed the bank, he was targeted by police! Itβs been a nightmare!β
I set my morning pills into a container so I can take them in bed (canβt have coffee for an hour after) and the other day I just threw them into the water.
21.01.2025 21:23 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Please stop making me type things with a console controller.
14.01.2025 00:18 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Doing a comedy show tomorrow night (Tue, Jan 14) at Largo. All proceeds will benefit the California Fire Foundation Wildfire & Disaster Relief Fund.
Will have a bunch of surprise guests. 
Buy tickets here: 
wl.seetickets.us/event/kumail...
Hi
08.01.2025 22:48 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Is this just a new platform to share photos of Bosco? Yes.
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