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Nutritionists Recommend Following Occasional Trail Of Sweets Into Dark Forest To Help Manage Cravings

Nutritionists Recommend Following Occasional Trail Of Sweets Into Dark Forest To Help Manage Cravings
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ME: *walking with my girlfriend* One thing you don't know about me is my friends call me 'The Postman'

HER: *all cute* Is that because you always deliver?

ME: *suddenly being attacked by a dog* It is not

22.01.2025 17:04 — 👍 2398    🔁 192    💬 23    📌 4

Finally watching Severance

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In defending the J-6 pardons, Trump said, “These people were targeted by the DOJ.”

Yes.

When you commit a crime you are then targeted by law-enforcement so they can catch you. That’s not a defense.

“Your honor, after my client robbed the bank, he was targeted by police! It’s been a nightmare!”

21.01.2025 20:23 — 👍 148    🔁 32    💬 7    📌 0

I set my morning pills into a container so I can take them in bed (can’t have coffee for an hour after) and the other day I just threw them into the water.

21.01.2025 21:23 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Please stop making me type things with a console controller.

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Buy tickets to Kumail Nanjiani is Doing This Again in Los Angeles on January 14, 2025 Will Call Opens/Seat Assignments Begin: 6PMDoors Open For Drinks: 7PMShowtime: 8PM When you arrive at WILL CALL on the night of the show, seats will be assigned to you first come first served, from th

Doing a comedy show tomorrow night (Tue, Jan 14) at Largo. All proceeds will benefit the California Fire Foundation Wildfire & Disaster Relief Fund.

Will have a bunch of surprise guests.

Buy tickets here:

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Hi

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Is this just a new platform to share photos of Bosco? Yes.

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