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@jaredparsons.bsky.social

WV expat, commie, dog guy, cat guy

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From Jerry Falwell to Doug Wilson The reconstitution of the Religious Right in the Trump era

Wrote something. More to come, hopefully.

25.09.2025 03:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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On Violence | Gretchen Felker-Martin Get more from Gretchen Felker-Martin on Patreon

This is the best and most honest obituary for Charlie Kirk you’re likely to read. www.patreon.com/posts/on-vio...

13.09.2025 17:11 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

oh no is the right wing demanding crackdowns, martial law, and masked secret policemen disappearing you or shaking you down for papers? all because of this specific incident!

10.09.2025 20:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1733    πŸ” 244    πŸ’¬ 35    πŸ“Œ 7
Pat Boone  - "Where Did America Go?" {Official Lyric Video}
YouTube video by Pat Boone Pat Boone - "Where Did America Go?" {Official Lyric Video}

youtu.be/z-bG_NK5C_E?... Pat Boone is still alive and he put out a single this year called β€œWhere did America go?”

29.11.2024 00:28 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Couldn’t encapsulate the Seaport any better than this

20.11.2024 19:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Everybody talking bout tiddies, man just be cool. Tiddies nice, yes. Don't be a fucking drag about it.

21.03.2024 18:31 β€” πŸ‘ 173    πŸ” 20    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 3

Holy shit Lmao

25.03.2024 20:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

@/EndWokeness: It is long past time to outlaw pornography. Not only are the penises too big, but each facial is a waste of semen that could have impregnated upward of 50,000 western women.

@/elonmusk: Condoms must be outlawed as well

24.01.2024 00:22 β€” πŸ‘ 487    πŸ” 51    πŸ’¬ 16    πŸ“Œ 0
Dale Gribble smoking a cigarette

Dale Gribble smoking a cigarette

Chiefs, 49ers....that's irrelevant, Hank.
The real winner is the *deep state*

11.02.2024 23:46 β€” πŸ‘ 609    πŸ” 106    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 0

You’re not the first! The tan coat always points people towards pug lmfao

02.02.2024 18:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That’s his friend Dexter! (He’s actually a 50lb mega-Frenchie (Frenchie/English bulldog cross lmfao)

02.02.2024 18:33 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Omg he’s just like my guy

02.02.2024 17:29 β€” πŸ‘ 30    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

I feel like this place is stuck until it opens up. Sportsposters just will not use a closed platform.

20.01.2024 02:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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one of our least valuable brains. also, i have it on good authority that he categorically refuses to eat pussy.

27.12.2023 17:34 β€” πŸ‘ 152    πŸ” 15    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 2
amorbidcorvid β€’ 1h
I live in Waltham, here are my two cents.
The police have botched this from beginning to end.
There was another person who died in that incident, someone whose job is statistically more dangerous than the police, but the cops were lightning quick to make the whole entire thing about their guy who died.
On Tuesday afternoon, after school was left out, the school district informed parents that school was getting out in the morning on Thursday, and would be cancelled on Friday, in part because the police department wanted the school buses for their own use. There has been little to no acknowledgement from the cops that doing this was going to create hardships for parents who now had to scramble for childcare, and the lost wages this will cause. At a particularly bad time of year for it.

amorbidcorvid β€’ 1h I live in Waltham, here are my two cents. The police have botched this from beginning to end. There was another person who died in that incident, someone whose job is statistically more dangerous than the police, but the cops were lightning quick to make the whole entire thing about their guy who died. On Tuesday afternoon, after school was left out, the school district informed parents that school was getting out in the morning on Thursday, and would be cancelled on Friday, in part because the police department wanted the school buses for their own use. There has been little to no acknowledgement from the cops that doing this was going to create hardships for parents who now had to scramble for childcare, and the lost wages this will cause. At a particularly bad time of year for it.

The ONLY way any of this has been communicated to the public was through the emergency alert system, which is something you have to sign up for.
Obviously not everyone in Waltham is going to be signed up, but if you live outside of town and drive in for work I guess you're fucked?
It's not like this was a one day thing either. There were TWO days of memorials, and police advised people to work from home and not go out unless necessary on both days, in part because there were going to be many road closures. Did they tell anyone what roads were going to be closed? Nope, this is all they had to say "This message is to advise that there will be significant traffic delays throughout the city on both days. Major roadways will be shut down at various times during these days which will impact traffic greatly. If you have the option to work from home, we strongly encourage you do so."
Really? All because a single cop died? The amount of self-importance they have astronomical.

The ONLY way any of this has been communicated to the public was through the emergency alert system, which is something you have to sign up for. Obviously not everyone in Waltham is going to be signed up, but if you live outside of town and drive in for work I guess you're fucked? It's not like this was a one day thing either. There were TWO days of memorials, and police advised people to work from home and not go out unless necessary on both days, in part because there were going to be many road closures. Did they tell anyone what roads were going to be closed? Nope, this is all they had to say "This message is to advise that there will be significant traffic delays throughout the city on both days. Major roadways will be shut down at various times during these days which will impact traffic greatly. If you have the option to work from home, we strongly encourage you do so." Really? All because a single cop died? The amount of self-importance they have astronomical.

Cops in Waltham, MA have shut down the city for TWO DAYS for a police funeral - and forced the schools to close at short notice because the cops commandeered the school buses for the event!

We need to stop putting up with this madness.

www.reddit.com/r/boston/s/p...

15.12.2023 20:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1410    πŸ” 445    πŸ’¬ 76    πŸ“Œ 115

destroying acres of wetlands so the computer makes the boobs on the statue of liberty bigger and bigger

18.12.2023 04:21 β€” πŸ‘ 917    πŸ” 242    πŸ’¬ 19    πŸ“Œ 4

Man I didn’t really watch KP the last couple years so I didn’t really appreciate how good he is. He’s our second best player I think.

13.12.2023 02:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Just watched the Defunctland on the formation of the Disney animators union in the 30s and this quote from a speech Walt gave to try and deter people from unionizing is so funny

07.12.2023 04:07 β€” πŸ‘ 570    πŸ” 123    πŸ’¬ 23    πŸ“Œ 13

Do not scold me about Joe Biden. Go talk to him. He is the president of the United States and I work at the store.

23.11.2023 02:23 β€” πŸ‘ 796    πŸ” 117    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 10
A beloved lao character from King of the Hill cheering with β€œLaos” written across his chest

A beloved lao character from King of the Hill cheering with β€œLaos” written across his chest

I love this for my people tbh πŸ‡±πŸ‡¦

30.11.2023 03:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1226    πŸ” 186    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 2

The only people I know locally who are loudly pro Palestinian are the same mutual aid group doing their best to help homeless neighbors in our city stay alive, you fuckin jackasses.

30.11.2023 03:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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When a pirate is about to cum.

28.11.2023 12:38 β€” πŸ‘ 2230    πŸ” 557    πŸ’¬ 23    πŸ“Œ 22
large black and white cat draped over back of couch like he’s melted into it

large black and white cat draped over back of couch like he’s melted into it

Couch Melt

28.11.2023 15:48 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
@eyeballslicer: "a liberal is someone who opposes every war except the current war and supports all civil rights movements except the one that's going on right now."

@eyeballslicer: "a liberal is someone who opposes every war except the current war and supports all civil rights movements except the one that's going on right now."

🎯

27.11.2023 01:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1409    πŸ” 332    πŸ’¬ 16    πŸ“Œ 6

Cum is stored in the brain, actually

26.11.2023 16:15 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Got whiplash reading that thing - literally these are from consecutive paragraphs

21.11.2023 21:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s rent and food and fuel you assholes

21.11.2023 20:55 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Drew Carter agrees lmao

21.11.2023 01:37 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Real Odo-Quark vibes here lately

21.11.2023 01:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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