Pluto Thorne

Elon Musk begging people to have more babies in order to save the world feels like asking us to put out a fire by throwing shards of glass in random directions.

The Real Story Behind Colorado’s ‘Distorted’ Trump Portrait The President lashed out at Democratic Gov. Jared Polis for putting up an unflattering painting—except Polis wasn’t behind it.

Dude, there’s nothing wrong with the painting. You’re just fuckin’ gross.

Good morning from your favorite thembo receptionist. 🥰 #selfie #lgbt #redhair #beard

Yeah, we basically suck now. 🤬

And the world’s cutest tattoo artist. 🥰🥰🥰

This should scare everyone. The Trump admin revoked Mahmoud’s legal status, kidnapped him, and is now holding him in an ICE detention facility without any due process.

Trump is an authoritarian, testing the limits to see how much he can get away with. He won’t stop here.

Remember kids: when everything that comes out of your mouth is weird, gross and stupid, it’ll eventually get stuck that way.

I guess the P in POTUS stands for “posturing-little-bitch.”

I am SO proud of my home state of Vermont for chasing JD Vance out like the nasty little troll he is.

Brutal.

Dear Mr Martin: Eat an entire pan of baked ox shit.

Every asshole who used to bully other kids for being dorky is now worshiping this cringey jerkoff. Make it make sense. 🤦‍♂️

Suck it, Joe. You were only ever amusing in the 90’s when steroids made you hot and the writers of News Radio made you funny.

Good. They can eat shit. 🤣

If I’m forced to choose between Canadian bacon and American cheese, FUCK AMERICAn cheese.

If I were forced to choose between Canadian bacon and American cheese, I’d side with Canadian bacon and die on that hill. Fuck American cheese. 🖕

I love this woman so much. 🤣🥰

Nazis gonna Nazi

#Stonewall #LGBWithTheT

The removal of a transgender reference from the National Park Service’s Stonewall website wasn’t done by NPS staff. Elon, care to elaborate?

KNOW YOUR RIGHTS IN CASE OF ICE: CONOCE TUS DERECHOS EN CASO DE ENCUENTRO CON ICE:

DO NOT OPEN YOUR DOOR. ICE cannot enter your home without a warrant signed by a judge. Tell the agents to show you the warrant by sliding it under the door. NO ABRAS TU PUERTA. ICE no puede entrar a tu casa sin una orden firmada por un juez. Diles a los agentes que te muestren la orden deslizándola debajo de la puerta.

ASK THEM TO LEAVE. If ICE doesn't have a warrant, tell them you do not consent for them to enter your home and ask them to leave. At work, ICE cannot enter employee-only areas without permission. 2 PÍDALES QUE SE VAYAN. Si ICE no tiene una orden judicial, diles que no das tu consentimiento para que entren a tu casa y pídeles que se vayan. En el trabajo, ICE no puede ingresar a áreas exclusivas para empleados sin permiso.

REMAIN SILENT. You have the right to remain silent. If the agents ask you questions, tell them, "I wish to remain silent." PERMANECE EN SILENCIO. Tienes derecho a permanecer en silencio. Si los agentes te hacen preguntas, diles: "Deseo permanecer en silencio".

It is perfectly legal to know your rights and to educate others about them, too.

EVERYONE in the United States, citizen or not, has rights. I will not allow this administration to intimidate us from helping you know about them.

Here’s our shareable guide ⬇️: (pt. 1/2)

Does anyone else ever wonder how wild glasses would be if we didn’t have such conveniently located ears?

One of my favorite things about Duolingo is the ad where I get to sit back and not save the tyrant from the mess he’s made. Getting a free heart is just a bonus. #antifa #acab #duolingo #fcknzs

Don’t mind me brag posting about how gorgeous my wife looks today. 🥰🥰

Also,: his mouth is so anus-like that every lie he tells is technically a fart.

California Bluntly Debunks Trump's Claim That The Military Just 'Turned On The Water' In CA There is nothing he won't lie about.

Every time he opens his mouth, it's safe to assume a lie is coming out.

Mambo No. 5 implies that there were 4 other mambos that were even worse. 😬

✨Easy Tangible ACTION #1

#BlueAction

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If you’re a celebrity/public figure or have any kind of platform right now and you’re not (at the very least) actively speaking out against our president’s nazi bullshit, fuck you. That’s all.