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@simply.bsky.social

Roller derby, MMA, video game nerd. SDET - I write automations, not tragedies.

12 Followers  |  14 Following  |  8 Posts  |  Joined: 03.07.2023  |  1.5102

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Please enjoy my shitpost

24.09.2024 03:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If only Twitter was still publicly traded, he and his fellow ghouls could've made a lot of money on puts

15.07.2023 21:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Absolutely following this! Thank you!

15.07.2023 20:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Can't believe the opposing team called an official review to try and give /me/ a penalty for this. (She also did not get a penalty for out-of-bounds blocking ๐Ÿ˜’)

But all in all it was an excellent and fun game. Loved my time in Wyoming. #RollerDerby

15.07.2023 17:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Iโ€™m at the AT&T. Iโ€™m at the Verizon store. Iโ€™m at the combination AT&T-Verizon store where the sign flipper wars are exceptional.

09.07.2023 17:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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This is one way to keep your jammer (me) in check.

08.07.2023 01:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Me, a child: 10 pm is an adult bedtime
Me, a high schooler: 12am is an adult bedtime
Me, a college student: 2am is an adult bedtime
Me, an adult: 9pm is an adult bedtime

05.07.2023 17:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Old reference, but do you think Elon would let me add coal to the twitter dumpster fire with PRs like this?

03.07.2023 15:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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