macks

asking the barista for the least ethical coffee they have

thinking about how big the plastic bags at kohls are

the computer can't be horny. your AI girlfriend is lying to you

i just ate like 7 very sour wilted grapes and i feel powerful

exposure therapy via eating the kind of weird fruits & vegetables

happy birthday i sponsored a land mine sniffing rat for you

Pussy got me eating strawberries whole

i like to trim my nails before i go to sleep so i scratch my face open like a toddler during the night

sex that makes you get wordle in 2 guesses

cheese brurgr

creating the worlds first queer folk punk band

i need to get into a consensual physical fight about this

taking turns in the sun on the porch with the kitties , eating fruit #happysolstice #whatwar

well SOMEBODIES gotta beat this dead horse

listening to modular isochronic binaural beats you can’t study or even relax to

i’d probably love meth

getting drunk at 6 pm and asking all of my contacts in my phone if they think i’m a bad person

i only come here to post stuff i can’t say on ig notes cus my gramma follows me

did the curly girl method on my bush

buying marijuana plants at petitti

smoking weed and watching naruto AMVs to lower my cortisol levels

me next year

maybe going to the club dressed like a clown and shaking my ass will make me stop thinking about hurting myself

getting high and going to the grocery store at 7 am for my birthday

2nd time i’ve been on my hands and knees in someone else’s shower begging for it to end

turning sex work into an ARG

birthday

no one tells you that you can be allergic to cum

crashout bandicoot

need to be put in the willy wonka taffy stretcher