Bet it feels good as fuck to be lost at sea
04.09.2025 22:33 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@makemesmores.bsky.social
Dykes just wanna eat s'mores
Bet it feels good as fuck to be lost at sea
04.09.2025 22:33 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Crying all day yesterday gave me a headache today π yay
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06.08.2025 20:03 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0wake up sheeple my fweaking penus esploded
29.07.2025 04:48 β π 121 π 17 π¬ 6 π 0Getting ripped off the vape in Syracuse
28.07.2025 01:52 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Lobster boat blasting Limp Bizkit
23.07.2025 23:21 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0She O on my gun til I quit
19.07.2025 19:07 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Dickhead's going on a train trip
17.07.2025 07:20 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Pussy got me eating strawberries whole
16.07.2025 01:34 β π 4 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Being the change I want to see in the world by wearing a thong swimsuit that shows bush
01.07.2025 00:53 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0iβd probably love meth
28.05.2025 01:41 β π 3 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Orville Peck makes the best freakin popcorn
02.06.2025 03:05 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Day 3 being sick I'm about to do it for real this time
31.05.2025 04:51 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0i treat my pussy like a finely seasoned cast iron pan. i donβt wash that shit
11.01.2024 21:59 β π 1036 π 115 π¬ 38 π 23Undersexed housewife
27.05.2025 04:30 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Up late reading about whales
14.05.2025 07:43 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Thought of a comeback for my middle school bully just now
09.05.2025 08:35 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Is this Cyndi Lauper?!
08.05.2025 05:31 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Hurting my own feelings again
06.05.2025 02:36 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Remembering the boys at my wedding who had kool-aid mouth from lipstick smooching
03.05.2025 17:51 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0It's 2:44 am should I give myself a skullet?
02.05.2025 06:44 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I don't care what you're saying my cats are talking to each other while they watch birds
20.04.2025 19:50 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Everyone wants an ice cream cone, nobody wants to scoop
10.04.2025 03:12 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0It smells like hello fresh in here
24.03.2025 10:26 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0If God didn't want you to put stuff in your ears she wouldn't have put the g-spot in there
20.03.2025 21:37 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Dear God please let me get fisted soon amen
17.03.2025 00:30 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Unfortunately they're saying the only way out is through
15.03.2025 18:47 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Dance like your cousin is watching π
11.03.2025 07:34 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Sneaking out for a cig still hits
10.03.2025 02:31 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Please let me braid your hair
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