Klay-James Enos

“What blur is doing to apes is frankly unacceptable.”

“Your honor, the defendant knew my client was active on r/onionhate”

It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of an aloof wife

according to the liberation newspaper, documents dating back to a 2014 inspection by the French National Agency for the Security of Computer Systems reported a staggering detail: "the password of the louvre's video surveillance server was simply " louvre. "

the password to the louvre surveillance server was "louvre"

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title page of a book called "The Theory and Practice of Ice Cream Making" by Hugo Sommer, PhD., Professor of Dairy Husbandry at the University of Wisconsin

I would like to know more about the theory, please.

Algorithmic Field is a tool for generating aleatoric constraints for plein air paintings in New York City. The project reflects on the ways in which algorithmic logic and quantified thinking shape our interaction with and perception of reality, as well as the aesthetic and expressive qualities of painting itself. The tool can generate a near-limitless number of possible combinations of constraints.

@klayjamesenos.bsky.social and I have a series -- his paintings, my code -- in "about, not by; for, not from," a virtual exhibition by Unrequited Leisure, featuring work where "artists probe the cultural gravity of algorithms without surrendering authorship to them."

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Matthew Lillard will always be Shaggy to me

take that opens with a title card reminiscent of The Texas Chain Saw Massacre and is something like if Belá Tarr directed a slasher film; and The Flesh and the Fiends (1960) a B&W mashup of Hammer's Dracula and Frankenstein with real life historical murders that's better than it has a right to be.

Still from Shahram Mokri's Fish & Cat

Every October, I watch a horror movie I've never seen each day. Pleasant surprises this year included Shanks (1974), William Castle's last film about a puppeteer played by legendary mime Marcel Marceau who learns he can reanimate the dead; Fish & Cat (2013), an Iranian feature shot in a single (1/2)

Printout on a shrink wrapped pallet of a sweaty bald man on his knees praying. It says DO NOT STACK ON THIS PALLET!

that’s right beg you miserable worm

CHOTINER: Did you dig through the ditches?
ROB ZOMBIE: Yes. I've never claimed otherwise.
CHOTINER: And then you
ROB ZOMBIE: burned through the witches. Again, this is on record.
CHOTINER: Let's move on to talking about what happened next in your dragula.
ROB ZOMBIE: Wait, wait, wait. Wait a minute.

a sign that says lick art materials (Blick, but missing its B)

Not the cadmium orange!

A post from the Gremlins subreddit titled quote Who thinks Lenny would be a heroic Gremlin if it weren't for the fact that he hangs out with George? Unquote. Beneath the text is a pic of Lenny the Gremlin from the movie wearing a chefs hat and cracking eggs

Damn someone's gotta help these poor Gremlins superfans. They are starving for something new to discuss

Each scene in Barbara Greg's wood engravings becomes a little world, a contained environment, and so it is with 'The Grass Snake Taking the Last of the Summer's Warmth.' (1950) Whatever the scene shows, there is no elsewhere, no alternative - a complete world.

Extinction
2020
Flashe on pleather
9 x 11 in.

A mime attacking Anthony Bourdain with an umbrella, with the subtitle, “I’ve had enough, man”

It is Wrong to put a spice scale on your product if you do not offer any flavors at the spiciest end of the scale

Ur gent care? I sure hope he does!

Score one for the avant-garde, prompting unintentional prose poetry

Who robbed the Louvre? Right answers only

Wait, I’d like to hear what the Avocado has to say

When asked during the debate whether he had reflected on why he lost the nomination, Cuomo essentially said it was because he wasn’t enough of a Poster

Say the line, Bart

Municipal workers are the best art audience, bar none. Mierle Laderman Ukeles was really onto something there

The workers at the sewage treatment plant were keen on finding out how much I sell my paintings for. When I told them, one said, “you mean for pictures of this dump? That’s GREAT!”

Algorithmic Field Painting #27 (40°46'43.1"N 73°53'31.5"W)
2025
Oil on canvas
38 x 28 in.

If they decide to do any reunion shows, I’ve got their merch sorted!

Screenshot of a quote from user Alistair Green of a tweet from Page Six with paparazzi photos, quoted post reading, “Katy Perry and shirtless Justin Trudeau get hot and heavy on singer's yacht,” with the reply, “Our equivalent of this is when Lembit Opik got off with one of the cheeky girls, proud tear emoji union jack.”

if you don't know about one of the most *insane* lawsuits over the origins of this kick ass desert landscape painting that is definitely not by Peter Doig then do yourself a favor and read this to the end lol