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Tim Roberts

@timothyalanroberts.bsky.social

Outspoken asexual. πŸ–€πŸ©ΆπŸ€πŸ’œ I love Furby’s, bizarro liminal nonsense, unhinged memes, and supporting & motivating humanity to be happy, healthy, and successful. 😁

19 Followers  |  15 Following  |  123 Posts  |  Joined: 06.12.2024  |  1.611

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#weirdcore

30.07.2025 01:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Bart! You are so loved!

13.07.2025 23:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Banana Peppers!

12.07.2025 21:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Just a lil meme dump for those interested. 🐸🀑😊☺️

11.07.2025 03:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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There was just nothing like this era of gaming, y'all.

VOLUME UP, it's early 2000s time!

29.06.2025 15:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1383    πŸ” 159    πŸ’¬ 84    πŸ“Œ 30
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Album release anniversary today…

Released June 25. 1984

Prince - Purple Rain

#albumanniversary #vinylsky #nowspinning #nowplaying
#vinylcommunity #vinyl #records #music

25.06.2025 09:53 β€” πŸ‘ 7479    πŸ” 938    πŸ’¬ 273    πŸ“Œ 120

Y'all I am begging you.

Begging.

I don't care if the meme is πŸ”₯. I don't care if the vibes are nice and you feel fuzzy.

If the content ISN'T TRUE, don't share it.

I see people who I usually respect doing this now. And like, vibes are nice.

But you're literally promoting lies.

17.06.2025 15:14 β€” πŸ‘ 149    πŸ” 26    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 3

I feel like I’m getting worse at typing with a touch screen.

18.06.2025 03:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Fog autocorrects to fig.
Fig autocorrects to fog.

18.06.2025 02:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Over the past week alone I’ve drastically changed a lot of my On Repeat playlist on Spotify to mostly #Hanabie, #Babymetal, and the like.

17.06.2025 19:33 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The more my wardrobe fills with Decora accessories and the kidcore things I design do I realize how much of an effect Kyary Pamyu Pamyu has had on me.

13.06.2025 21:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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In 2020 Trump stated that the National Guard could never be deployed by a sitting President without the specific request by the Governor. #TrumpCriticizesTrump

10.06.2025 01:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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#ASUS #Xbox #ROG #Ally

10.06.2025 01:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Bart! He’ll be 18 this year.

07.06.2025 16:57 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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β€œThe more one loves, the heavier the meaning of death becomes, and the deeper the sense of loss. Love and death are not different things, they are the front and back of the same thing” - Otsuichi, β€œSong of the Sunny Spot”

04.06.2025 03:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

#Autocorrect won’t do anything about me mistyping anyway as β€œamyway”, but β€œthe” gets corrected to β€œRheumatoid Arthritis”.

04.06.2025 02:55 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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A screenshot of The Elder Scrolls 4: Oblivion, of the player witnessing a fight between a group of half-naked Argonians (lizard people). Some of them are wearing only one summoned piece of armor, like a helmet or greaves, several are holding glass daggers made of green crystal, several are casting spells, some are on fire, and a skeleton has just been summoned off to the right. The scene is set in a partially flooded cave. The player is holding up a torch.

A screenshot of The Elder Scrolls 4: Oblivion, of the player witnessing a fight between a group of half-naked Argonians (lizard people). Some of them are wearing only one summoned piece of armor, like a helmet or greaves, several are holding glass daggers made of green crystal, several are casting spells, some are on fire, and a skeleton has just been summoned off to the right. The scene is set in a partially flooded cave. The player is holding up a torch.

Your birthday party is ruined.
#TheElderScrolls #Oblivion

02.06.2025 17:50 β€” πŸ‘ 100    πŸ” 27    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1

I read Walt Whitman to my garden when I planted my flowers a few days ago.

02.06.2025 17:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Take a moment to admire the ambience of the world around you; the rustling of the trees & bird chirping, children playing, and the sounds of distant planes and cars. Beyond all your stressors is a beautiful stillness.

01.06.2025 23:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

New #StrangerThings release date trailer and a cold front, really putting me in the spooky October mood even though it’s only June. I love it.

01.06.2025 15:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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#Monstera progress pics.
July 6th 2024 to May 31st 2025.

31.05.2025 19:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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#PestControl tips that don’t actually harm any insects! If you see these small tags on your home, they’re made by wasps scouting the area for potential nesting sites. Remove them from your home if you see them so wasps don’t build a nest there.

29.05.2025 14:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Bart! My sweet old man.

27.05.2025 20:52 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Finally nice enough to have breakfast outside!

26.05.2025 15:36 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Fancy plating makes all meals more appetizing. Japanese Barbecue chicken tenderloin on $2 boxed mac. I topped with basil for garnish because I didn’t have parsley.

25.05.2025 02:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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#YogaFrogs

25.05.2025 01:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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