Scary Science Guy

State of the art ASR 33 terminal for master control.

I guess it's time to start selling my gold alchemy set on Amazon.

Her Mar-a-Lago makeover hasn't reached the balloon-lip stage yet.

Air Traffic Control this week.

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The idea that billions of microscopic basketballs being thrown at a wall with a few appearing on the other side never seemed so monumental.

That chirpy fellow can whisk your 15lb cat away without breaking a sweat.

"Hey! He's not carnival personnel!"

This is the way.

It's missing its spray hair today.

"Speak up?" How's that been working out?

We tried to impeach a Prez who denied getting a blowjob, and now we have this shit.

I figured this wasn't the USA 'cause no one here is trying to help its citizens.

It's been 50 years and I can still hear Garrett's voice.

Don't get me started about Autotune.

Can you imagine having the brake and gas pedals reversed in your new car because some CEO thought it'd be really cool?

Someone married this fuck?

I still have a Samsung S21. Works great. Paid for. Don't want AI. You don't need to upgrade them every year, no matter what they tell you.

When was the last time you had to upgrade your PC to play a new video game?

Things will work out. Check out France. Weekly meetings and Gaant charts are not gonna meet the moment.

The only burning is the lift of the summer burn ban, so we can toast up some marshmallows outdoors, finally.

Leagues per hogshead would be funnier.

You mean we'll have to stop all of the nuclear bombs exploding and zombie cannibalism ourselves?

When I think of AI, I savor all of the times I've used Encarta in the last 15 years.

Gotta love a Prez who trusts the internet more than his multi-million dollar intelligence agency.

OK let's work it out:

Wife: Black. ICE!
Kids/Grandkid: Black by default. ICE!
Son in Law: Adopted from Chile. ICE!
Me: Grandparents from Italy. ICE!

No need to go too fucking deep.

The trillions of $$ pushing AI which is just a faster encyclopedia.

That schematic isn't a circuit; It's a circus.

Oh, and we can draft you into the military and have people shooting at you, too. Congrats!

The asshole would say those are all AI when he is the only Prez who could be AI and just look at that fuck.

Maybe she should take her Ave Maria and shove it up her ass.

Seriously, we're just gonna not meet at all in Congress for 3 years just so we can't swear in a Congressperson they disagree with?

"Sorry, boss, we can't have my performance review for 3 years 'cause I stubbed my toe, K?"