Scary Science Guy

Dude's like "So what happens if I press this?"

I had a convo with chatGPT last night. It admitted to producing results with an extra air of confidence to make the encounter better received, even if the supporting data was suspect.

So, in that respect, it's just like human customer service!

It's like they're all having a reunion.

Some nights I'll have a dream about a stressful work problem and then realize within the dream that I'm retired and just walk the fuck out of there.

By Pam Bondi's reasoning, the DOW is over 50k so I won't need my hip surgery next week.

It's hard to do sub-menus in hardware. 😉

David Bowie, Mr. Rogers, Betty White, Ed Sullivan, Dick Clark, Rod Serling, Lucille Ball...

Much respect for these folks and others who publicly supported equal rights for all.

The tangliest cable by far.

Smart products which have "plus" or "pro" versions usually have all those extras in the cheapest version but they've been disabled.

Mainframes used to have extra memory already installed and could be enabled by a secret code when you paid for an upgrade.

For me it went paper tape, cassette, then IBM card. Maybe this sequence was different due to the cost of a keypunch machine/reader at my school.

1 ton per kilobyte is a sobering thought.

Enjoy your grilled cheese and think nothing of my opinion of your choice of bread, cheese, condiments, pan size, heat dispersant, temperature, sliciing preference, serving plate, locale, lighting, beverage, and companion.

If you're gonna do bread and circuses, you need to actually hand out the bread to the peeps and allow them to attend the circuses.

Just spent time getting Edge to work on my PC 'cause I needed it for one site. Turns out the problem was my GPU driver.

The entire time there was an echoing thought deep in my mind that I was releasing an ancient being who would exact torturous revenge upon me for my years of avoidance. Wait & see.

I tried progressives once and felt like my eyes couldn't move in their sockets. I've gone with non-progressives (with their visible line) ever since and have been quite happy.

Recognized that synth immediately!

Could this be the first "desktop computer?"

I think there's a major opportunity to market a handheld speaker you can hold up to your phone which just screams "REPRESENTATIVE!" over and over until a human comes on.

A nice, clean layout reduced to the bare essentials.

Gluesenkamp-Perez is my rep and she can go fuck herself.

I bump into things all the time and nothing like that ever happens.

Let me know when a repub says something that isn't a lie.

I've yet to see my rep, Glukensamp-Perez, do anything to defy the repubs. She's wortheless.

The syncophants changed his calling Greenland "Iceland" three times to "piece of ice," just like we call Disneyland "piece of Disney."

It's about 5 feet above the floor hung on my office wall.

A lot of times I think I'll watch a movie and then I realize that I'd have to stop listening to music so I don't.

Naming everything "Trump" is like the Forest Service marking trees to be cut down.

TFW you're tracking your Amazon package, it's one stop away!, and the car pulls into a restaurant to eat.

"Quiet Quitting" has a deep past.

"Would you also like to add the Bang & Olufsen stereo and Corenthian leather seats to your transistorised differential equations analyzer?"