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I want a loving, sexless relationship like Ina and Jeffrey. 😔

Can we stop calling every single piece of news a “bombshell”?

We’re at the point in this administration where I’ve found myself agreeing with Marjorie Taylor Greene on more than one occasion and if you told me that 3 months ago I would have slapped you in the face.

Ferociously trying to win something from the Joan River’s estate auction. I’m not saying I would murder one of these old 🚬 s but I’m not NOT saying it.

I thought the right was all about state’s rights? Isn’t that their excuse as to why they goon over the civil war? But the federal government federalizing troops or attempting to send other state’s troops to another is totally fine, great, actually! Okay.

Once they make working out fun and/or enjoyable then it’s all over for you hoes.

He needs to stop disappearing because we keep getting our hopes up and it’s so unfair.

I feel like I could stay in buffalo if I could rent or somehow buy a lakeside or riverside (year-round) cottage. But otherwise….trying to get out of here by next year. ✌️

Not this man on the street getting mad at me because I didn’t answer his 3 “excuse me, ma’am”’s (while I was turned away with my reactive man-hating dog mid-shit)

as someone who gets a lot of Spanish language content in their feed (and is trying to improve their Spanish); this meta audio auto-translate feature is driving me CRAZY.

When he doesn’t know who Jane Goodall is 🚩🚩🚩

Jumpscare of locked nubs on the timeline

Nooooo

Just saw a FT museum curator position (which obviously requires an advanced degree) for $17 an hour. That’s…a new low. Insane.

So many jobs in my field are popping up in the UK lately but some pay pay 1/3 of what I make now (which isn’t a ton to start but it’s not like they would hire a foreigner or that I could get sponsored anyway). 😭

Im so happy with how these altar cloths turned out! Gonna get cranking this weekend and get them up in the shop!

I can’t wait for my friends to update their IOS. We cut out a core friend years ago (because she’s nuts) and removed her initial from our group name, so I set the imessage background to a pic of her looking absolutely psychotic. I’m just waiting here like. 👀🍿

How many people do we think are going to Heaven’s Gate it in the next 2 days?

The Persephone Altar cloths I was screenprint testing are doing numbers over on TikTok! Now I wish I actually had them available in the store! 😭

golden boy 🌞

Me when I wake up in the middle of the night and I need a glass of water

Rump was an embarrassment at this state dinner. Did anyone get eyes on the cankles? Are they able to use them as a dirigible instead of air force 1 yet?

Oh no y’all they got the good Jimmy :/

Hahahah no I just meant this in response to people asking for Snapchat. Mentally I am un-snappable!

Snap? Yes, I’m about to.

How do I tell the hot man who’s been sitting in his windowsill of the hotel across the street that I love him?

Loooove when someone catches me doing a compulsion in public.

I forget how asexual I am until I go on the apps, bsky/twitter, or hear gays discuss casual sex with strangers and I’m like “oh, wow yeah, I might die alone because I cannot fathom thinking about sex let alone passing my hole around town*” 🤪

*and get dicked down! sex posi ace here just not for me

Spent the last 24 hours pestering my friends with thoughts and opinions but I think I’ve finally settled on the new label designs. 🥹 I haven’t even done a logo reveal for the new name on my page so here’s a sneaky peek

Screaming! The logo for the rebrand is going to be so perfect. I love her. 🥹