a woman sitting at a table with a glass of water and a killing eye logo
ALT: a woman sitting at a table with a glass of water and a killing eye logo
I asked @chrishyde325.bsky.social if my Hotspot name of "FBI Surveillance Van 5" was appropriate in foreign countries. He said it wasn't.
11.08.2025 14:14 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
a man in a judge 's robe says " not guilty "
ALT: a man in a judge 's robe says " not guilty "
If they were left where she could get at them, then it's not her fault.
03.08.2025 04:25 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
03.08.2025 03:51 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
I forgot Puddles had a thing for Kevin Costner.
03.08.2025 01:37 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Just an evening out...
03.08.2025 00:47 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0
@tracisewell.com Can you please follow me back? Wanted to connect with you on some of what you mentioned in Copenhagen.
17.03.2025 21:13 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
@chrishyde325.bsky.social Can you pass the salt?
09.02.2025 15:31 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
The toys here are...different.
09.02.2025 12:47 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Did anyone tell the people running #DataSaturday Denmark they let a TEXAN in? And they are letting her speak! Who authorized this insanity?!?
08.02.2025 14:20 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
So close, yet so far away.
31.01.2025 21:04 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
This seems like a good first post.
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