Brian, the fuzzy one

YouTube video by The Onion The Onion Investigates: Jeffrey Epstein

Welp, here it is: maybe the funniest thing we've ever done, in its entirety.

ME: Now Mom, just remember, there's a lot of disinformation and AI in your social feed and your friends' Facebook.
MOM: I know! My friend sent me this crazy post where someone used AI to make an image of a giant frog fighting Army troops!
ME: ... okay, no, that one's ... goddamit, Portland.

When prices were going up under Biden there was a constant deluge of news stories about it because the media did not like Biden and wanted him to lose. Under Trump there is not a constant deluge of news stories about coffee prices because they like Trump and want him to win

I wonder if people in Texas know how much hatred there is for them now.

They have always risked offending non-Texans with their ridiculous statements of state pride, but sending troops to other states?

I know there are many good ones, etc., but the monsters Texans elect are doing them no favors.

Abolish. Fire. Prosecute.

Excited for the free speech crowd to get outraged about this.

He’s gay. She’s straight. They’re happily married. Meet the couples who are redefining what it means to be in a relationship, including those in gay-straight and same-sex platonic marriages. By Shane O’Neill

The Washing Post just discovered beards

"What they rely on is fear. So by coming out in an absurdist manner, it speaks to them, to some extent, that we’re actually not that afraid."

this is a special episode for those of you who want to hear me critique Ben Shapiro's knowledge of Tolkien, C.S. Lewis, and Rudyard Kipling

Get him.

They Live is a fantastic film but every time I introduce it to a Gen Z friend I'm reminded that the plot boils down to, "two hobos carry out a series of workplace mass shootings because they believe half the population are aliens wearing human skin"

the administration is laser-focused on making sure Americans don't get clean energy, so Saudi Arabia (Trump's paymaster) has someone to sell their oil to in 10 years when the rest of the world has moved on to solar+batteries

If the Norwegians had a sense of humour, they'd give Obama a second peace prize today.

Arrest her?

'Winning the race': How China plans to meet its 2030 renewables target by the end of this month While Australia debates the merits of going nuclear and frustration grows over the slower-than-needed switch to solar and wind power, China's renewables rollout is breaking all the records.

China is installing the wind and solar equivalent of five large nuclear power stations every week shows new research by Climate Energy Finance. The rest of the world must learn from China's incredible doubling down on clean energy. www.abc.net.au/news/science...

I want to do jail things

It's me, I'm two types of people.

ICE must be destroyed

Will gets it.

Don’t worry ICE, Chicago may not want you but there’s plenty of space for you in hell.

Someone needs to make some kind of chart showing the percentage of time these creeps spend publicly talking about children's genitals.

Amorphous Liberal Blob is the name of my next Exalted antagonist.

genuinely think they are feeding him AI videos

Bray is a historian at Rutgers who received death threats after landing on Turning Points USA's Professor Watchlist. As a result, he announced he was moving to Europe. And then this happened.

This kind of harassment and abuse of scholars is Charlie Kirk's legacy and it's only getting worse.

Post The Dank Informer & @TheDankInformer X.com Franklin County deputies seized 8 lbs of fentanyl-laced marijuana targeting kids

You can tell it’s October when ppl start spreading drug sadism myths about expensive drugs given for free to school-age children, since children usually have the means to purchase more drugs…

Anyways, we actually know pretty definitively that “fentanyl-laced marijuana” isn’t a thing & never will be