Brian Heinz

Criterion is finally releasing Kurosawa's STRAY DOG on Blu-Ray (and 4k). I've wanted to see this film for a while and to see what Kurosawa is capable of outside the samurai genre.

If I had one wish?

I'd keep it simple. Whole Foods brings back their breakfast burritos. They were gloriously unhealthy but so damn tasty.

I'm sorry, but the "wraps" and "hand pies" aren't cutting n it.

The cover of the graphic novel, a colored illustration by Daun Han depicting King in the foreground, Luz and Harpy Eda behind him, and the other cast of characters framing them including Willow, Hunter, Gus, Papa Titan, the Collector, and Amity.

We've been looking forward to sharing this news for a long time. We're making a graphic novel!

The Owl House: The Long-Lived King
Written by me and the amazing @mikkicrisostomo.bsky.social

Illustrated by the incomparable @dindu99.bsky.social

We're so excited to tell a brand new story.

Just finished Space Marine 2.

Well...I'll see myself out.
[Door closes]
[Sound of car engine starting followed by driving into distance.]

Jake Paul is a p***y.

Finally finished my review of The FANTASTIC FOUR - UNTHINKABLE. Hope to film this Friday.

That said over the Netflix/Kickstarter era, Joel said he wanted to build the next generation of Riffers up and gave us Jonah and Emily. Patton and Felicia. I'll miss their presence in the episodes.

That said I'm looking forward to the new episodes and have already pledged the Kickstarter.

Mixed feelings about Rifftrax taking over MST.

I know without a doubt the episodes will be hilarious and retain that old 90's era MST charm.

RIP Catherine O'Hara

Schitt's Creek, Home Alone & SCTV

I love those old 40s novelty songs.

Finally played UNTIL DAWN. Saved all but 2 of the kids. Only felt bad about 1 of those deaths at that.

Still writing the review of FANTASTIC FOUR - Unthinkable. Hope to have it done by the end of the week.

I'm concerned by your continuing endorsement of this nebulous government agency that sees fit to let its agents wear masks while they persecute aliens.

Has anyone ever had one of these that reached the end of its natural life cycle?

NO! They inevitably jam up and get thrown out by 1/3 use. But we keep buying g a defective product.

Hearing that Joel Hodgson has sold the rights to MST3K to the company that was created when SHOUT! was in a merger.

He'll remain as a consultant.

I suppose this marks the end of the 2nd Joel era. Not taking this as a bad thing. Let's see where it goes from here.

He even begged the President to save his life when the FDA banned a cancer drug. Trump's response? "On it." File this under more promises that he didn't fulfill.

Not to make it about Trump but if the President can do that, so can I. Trump famously ran down Rob Reiner, making it all about him. He wrote a nicer tribute to Adams but again made it about him.

Scott Adams died. Never cared for the comic strip but I did like the cartoon. Though I attribute that more to Larry David.

I can forgive the Trump-patriotism. Lots of people make that mistake. The Racism and Sexism? Nah. F' that. He had talent. He didn't have perspective or humility.

Watched the first episode of LOU GRANT on YouTube.

And they say I'm not hip.

A woman is dead because the President of the United States of America sent in a bunch of undertrained goons on masks to terrorize cities as punishment for defying his rule of terror and intimidation.

How do you know Trump is lying ?

His lips are moving.

Can't say I'm a big fan of 2026 so far.

Having read what you wrote, I'm pretty sure it was Mark and Kevin in the astroturf outfits. That said, and I could be remembering this wrong, but I though you threw off Scott in the Gavin paints a chair sketch.

Maybe it was Bruce?

Finished DISPATCH. Great game so many genuine LOL moments.

That said apparently I was in the 5% to end the game without a girlfriend. I've had too much HR training over the years. I didn't feel comfortable dating my boss or my subordinate.

I remember the time you threw off Scott Thompson at a KIDS IN THE HALL show with your laughter.

...I'm sensing a theme.

COMIC BOOK ISSUES will return with a review of FANTASTIC FOUR: UNTHINKABLE.

Played the first episode of DISPATCH by the former Telltale employees.

Lots of fun. Okay mini-games but the main story segments really sell it.

Now on Patreon.