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Made a miso, egg-drop, udon noodle soup for breakfast and possibly offended a few cultures during the process but that shit was good AF

Veep colludes with foreign gov to have an ally assassinated in order to provoke civil war and start torrid affair with ally's widow - feels like a nonsense Batman comic book plot

Okay but I thought the Internet was boycotting that spooky movie because of how poorly they treated the lead actresses for the crime of speaking out against genocide?

I don't want to win. I want to CRUSH. I need the people who would deal in gutter racism to be embarrassed. I need them to be unhireable. I need them to feel even just an iota of shame. I need it. Like spiritually.

“what radicalized you” idk paying attention

Lily Allen sucks. Whether the music is good or not is another thing but as a human she's absolutely reprehensible

Shes def welcome to try - I think when there's more people in a primary it's better for us for sure. But I just don't see her winning a primary.

I know there's a lot of time and things can change, but if there was a primary tomorrow, I absolutely think she'd lose to Gavin Newsom

I mean if she can actually genuinely show that she has grown and changed, she has a shot!

As far as I know, she hasn't done that. So if I wanted to pull ahead in a primary and wanted donors, tbh I'd start with ads attacking *her*.

In a real primary, she's gonna get crucified (rightfully) over Gaza, hiding Joe Biden's condition, and losing an election with a BILLION dollar warchest.

You shoulda run for governor, miss ma'am. That was a lock. This?

Sorry sister, nobody's giving you a billion dollars again. Not after alladat

Going on a "I told you so" tour is going to be a fascinating way to start a primary season when the base is trending left but okay!

Also this part! There is a lot of fire-squading and hand-wringing over a race that's going to come down to 400 people in Bangor who will probably flip a coin, and based on that, decide who to vote for - if they have time.

MTG is a nasty vile woman - but also has been very consistent in calling out genocide, the Epstein files, and has suddenly pivoted to healthcare. Do I trust her? No. But if she continued down a path of taking about things that matter rather than racism, I'd keep an open mind. Thats the whole point

🤷🏿‍♂️. Cannot stress how early it still is (and ok sure R pollster), but that's a large gap for someone with 'name recognition'. Which was her whole deal in the first place?

I don't get dressed up and take my straight male friends out solo for their birthday, hermana. Like I KNOW he's turning that twink puss into mofongo every night. But I can't even be too mad bc if I was a gay foreigner in the DR, I might shut the fuck up too. I get you gal

Been following this Spanish gayboy as he documents his life in the Dominican Republic, and it's very obvious to me (and his audience) that he has a Dominican bf who shows up in many of his videos. But they keep referring to each other as "special friends" and like...okay gal

A video game about tearing down the White House's East Wing that costs $100 should NOT have a Nazi Tattoo, but maybe I'm just getting the discourse mixed up.

Internet libs are going to be gooped when the median voter reveals yet again that a sordid past is no longer disqualifying from office. People ultimately do not care what you did as long as you can promise cheaper eggs. (Or at least charismatically sell that promise) 🤷🏿‍♂️

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Alternatively, as a NYer, I'm tired of hearing about Maine. Like, I'm vaguely invested but just wake me up when the election is over. I don't need a discussion about Maine politics everyday. Most of y'all don't even go there. It's up to the Mainers.

Want this election to be over for a large number of reasons, but mostly bc I know the other cities are tired of hearing about us. Chicago and Portland under siege rn from the feds but hey another segment litigating and re-litigating voting trends in New York.

Mentally preparing myself for when Cuomo loses badly, and all the establishment Dems, centrists and pundits (who happily endorsed him btw) all suddenly shrug it off at once with a volley of "well he was a bad candidate. This doesn't mean anything" headlines.

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To be clear, either answer is fine, but I just want to know what I would be getting myself into should I decide to watch.

Like should I watch on mute or not?

Is Boots actually decent or does it just have attractive men?

Love a heavy "close friends" day. 🙂‍↕️

notice the general mood of the timeline? how everyone is in a good mood and there’s a lot less misery and dooming? how there’s a lot of “we’re going to beat these assholes”?

anyway that’s why these events are important