Les 💫

We should fly the flag at half mast for Jane.

Tonight I’m taking a belly dance class with 11 of my girlfriends

If you hear laughing…it’s just me 🙌😜

Was going to have a nervous breakdown but decided to water my tomato plants instead. Ahhhhh

It's more of an ascent into madness, really

"your password is weak" well so is my memory so please let me keep it

are they gonna tell us when to stop "saving for retirement"?

They do - 3 in office days 2 wfh days

He’s a fucken useless asshole? 😂🤣

A man is chased through a tunnel by a malicious waterfowl.

John's calves burned with each step, and a sharp pain pierced his abdomen. As he neared the safety of daylight, the sound of webbed feet slapping concrete grew louder. He risked a look over his shoulder, and found himself staring directly into the beady eyes of fate. He screamed.

The VP told me that my job isn’t as challenging as the hybrid folks on team because I don’t have to commute into the office to do it

A) you fucken recruited me as fully remote

B) It’s the same reality whether I’m typing in a cube next to you or in my home office

C) corporate jobs fucken blow

Brain like a hummingbird.

A beautiful blue morning glory blossom

Timeline cleanse
Saving the best for last edition

I just want to be somewhere cozy but I have to do adult stuff today.

Lame.

*falling into a burning ring of fire* I'm gonna write a song about this shit

Can’t, spending the day pitting ChatGPT against CoPilot to see who wins.

I’ve been following this hiker’s journey online and I learned that hikers go by trail names. And I just know my trail name would’ve been Tums.

Enjoying a wholesome dill pickle spear.

❤️

Right here, right now. Maybe later.

Oh, wait. Did you need me to start caring TODAY?!

The first way to tell if you’re with the wrong people is they aren’t asking about you

They will talk about their struggles, their wins, even just their day or weekend, but they aren’t asking about yours

Some Mondays deserve shower beers

Is there anything worse than people?

Imagine being alive for 500 years as a tree only to be cut down so 1000 hairless apes can wipe their ass with you.

The Game Of Thrones theme plays as the camera pans to me trying to fight off a seagull with a baguette

When you stop being attracted to men who have big Eeyore energy the second half of your life begins

Just told our Intern that knowledge is power
I’m a friggen philosopher now ✌🏻✨🕯️

Just making sure I’ve packed every thickness of sock I could need for the weekend, you?

👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

Outdoors photo of a large lawn and buildings in the background. In central, close focus is the end of a besom broom that's smoking and has small flames visible

Had a bit of engine trouble on the first ride of the season