Leah Shaffer

It's the whistle revolution! Americans are really really good at being stubborn lil shits to authority. It's our one neat trick that causes constant headaches but also might save our asses. Uncle Sam NEEDS YOU, to be an thorn in the side of ICE and Silicon Valley Broligarchs. You can do it.

Oh yeah, I had the whole hotwheels expired pain reliever dunebuggy series. Aspirin was easy to find but I managed to find an Alevemobile.

a barred owl sits on a tree branch outside my house window. It's judging me and planning the downfall of humanity.

Barred Owl, a #SuperbOwl
They gets a little loud at 11 p.m. during Al's Nightly Owl Party.

YouTube video by Alexander LeGrand Fishbone - Housework

What you doing on Al Gore's internet, you got company coming over, get to cleaning! www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lb80...

This reminds me of the sad dinner party from the #portlandia dumpster divers www.youtube.com/watch?v=ApXx...

This bit is amazing. Substitute "Improv comedy groups" for "AI" in news stories. It's delightful.

#SuperbOwls

An Iron Man comic from 1985 with Modok shooting a beam at our hero with his giant head!

Curses! Modok is always giving iron man a hard time. Why must we be bedevilled by these men with gigantic heads?!

As you should!

I hope she gets eaten by the AO3 balrog

Imma make these dainty sandwiches and watch John Carpenter's The Thing this afternoon.

What if you want dainty little sandwiches while you watch football huh? Sportos need dainty sandwiches too!

Imagine the field of flowers we shall grow from all this shit. Seriously, get to work imagining and then making it happen.

YouTube video by MrJohnherring Folk Uke - "Shit Makes the Flowers Grow"

I wondered why you're here, now I know
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yt9m...

Creme will rise, shit will sink.

I look forward to seeing it on Facebook as "you might like" suggested pages.

I absolutely lose it every time this photo keeps popping up on the skyline, so please keep at it.

The grumpus rumpus

Loot that drops after defeating me:

4 cups of coffee
The ability to spew fireballs
anxiety wrath (source of fireballs)
4 apple pies 🥧 🥧 🥧 🥧

"You fear the collected works, the girls were too horny and delved too deep, you fear what they awoke in the darkness of AO3."

If I ever spot an "extreme leftist" with any power and money, I will let em know.

To add to the confusion, the body remembers the old wounds. When immune system gets all riled up, it activates old pain and inflammation. After getting flu, an old tooth infection throbs like it's brand new. Ibuprofen, take me away!

Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.
"This is for a general audience so please explain this to me like I am 7"

Skyline cleanse, peace be with you

It was the worst of times, it was the most absurd of times

The scholarship halls are similar to co- ops, you apply to live there and sign up to do chores. It's discounted housing fees, access to extra scholarships. I was in charge of gathering recycling for Miller and cleaning the study room (makeout room). I have so many Miller stories. It was great.

A framed group photo of a bunch of girls from Miller Scholarship Hall. In the year 2000. I am the girl jumping midair wearing a blue and white pattern dress. We be rocking those late 90s hot lewks

What if you created a sorority/frat system for broke nerds? This wild experiment continues at #KU but should really be as common as the Greek system. Subsidized student housing with extra scholarships. (I am the one midair because I am only paying $60 a month to live at Miller).

Ooof, that is sad

If you throw goats at a problem, it can only really help.

More 👏 Goat 👏 Based 👏 Remediation
Make it goat infrastructure week every week.