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Tilda Swinton?

Brasileira.

Todo mundo precisa de um amigo bem Selton Mello das ideias pra comemorar suas vitórias com você

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Defend - Deny - Depose

Choro de puta deus não escuta

Odeio. cada. alma. que. mora. em. São. Paulo.

very chonky brown dog

Behold this absolute unit. Name’s Ammo, has thyroid condition. Still a very good boy, 10/10.

Em uma linha do tempo diferente onde eu matei um bilionário

rapaz...

old man: AWW WHAT AN ADORABLE NEW BABY. LET'S CUT THE TIP OF ITS PENIS OFF IT'LL BE OK CUZ BABIES CAN'T FEEL PAIN. *daughter approaches*: FATHER ONE OF MY EGGS MAY HAVE BEEN FERTILIZED AND I WANT TO GET RID OF IT old man:... HAVE YOU CONSIDERED HOW THE BABY WOULD FEEL, PSYCHO?!!

Era só um desse pra mim hj

Love Actually (2003) is a beloved Christmas classic but what many fans don’t realise is that the country it’s set in, “England”, wasn’t just made up for the film - it actually exists! It has a population of 69 million people and its chief export is gas turbines.

Minha irmã acabou de me pedir JayVik explícitas e oq eu testemunhei nessa rede...

CU DE VELHO

Message displayed : "One less CEO - Many more to go"

Road signs were hacked in Seattle:

kutv.com/news/nation-...

I hate these kinds of comments, because they demonstrate a lack of understanding of a fundamental fact--if billionaires were the type of people who thought about helping others, they would never be billionaires in the first place.

A two panel comic strip. Panel 1: A light gray human shape (like a thicc stick figure) labelled "THE WEALTHY ELITE" reaches greedily, mouth open in excitement, towards a large floating yellow ball that is labelled "A SECOND GILDED AGE" Panel 2: same as above, but behind the gray figure (who now has a sweat drop to indicate nervousness on its head) is a VERY large pink blob labelled "THE RETURN OF OUTLAW FOLL HEROES" with one arm wrapped around the gray figure, expression quietly threatening

Please tell me who first posted this so I can properly credit, bc it made me laugh hard this morning

Vocês vão me desculpar mas piada de tiozão de direita é o ápice do humor

Good morning 😁

Eu queria ser bonito o bastante pro New York Times decidir não mostrar meu rosto porque ele anula o valor da notícia desonrosa

Just sayin’

Dear, that's the original LOLOLOL